You: You're lying.
Me: No I'm not!
You: You're saying that you've tied bedsheets together-
Me: And climbed out of a second story window, yes.
You: You swear?
Me: I swear!
You: Oh my god...
Me: What?
You: It's just...
Me: What?
You: [Laughing]
Me: [Melting]
