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Welcome to Misery: Roomies
After gym, they changed and trooped back to their dorm. Ino and Sakura were gossiping loudly about Konan and her friends as the girls went to their dorm, and Konan and the boys went to theirs. As Konan and her friends walked to the fifth year doors, Konan heard the other boys shouting stupid things like; "Have fun with your new roommate!" "Don't worry about wearing her out, it's a holiday tomorrow!" "Too bad she's not Ino-bitch, or we'd all have fun!"
Somehow Konan decided that these idiots were implying that she was going to be doing more than sleeping tonight. Assholes. Pain put an arm around her shoulders and gave her a tiny squeeze before dropping his arm. He's nice, Konan thought, glancing up at the pierced guy next to her. He really is. And he's hot. Konan sternly told her inner self to shut up. She wasn't allowed to think her new friends were hot. Especially not Pain.
They arrived at their door, and Sasori, Kisame and Kakuzu went to theirs, saying that they'd meet up later. Konan followed Deidara in, and saw that her lovely corpse was gone. Probably a maid, she decided. She went to her room, dumped her bag down, took off her boots, and sat cross-legged on her bed, door open and a book on her lap. She looked up, and saw that all the guys in her dormitory were suddenly in her room. She watched as they inspected the bathroom, walked around, sat on her bed, and generally looked around. After a few minutes, she asked what they were doing.
"Oh, not much. What's your real name?" Sasori asked, sitting down on her chair, and yawining hugely. Konan waited a moment.
"Konan." Sasori looked up.
"Konan? Doesn't that mean Little South?" Konan nodded.
"Yeah. So..."
"Konan," Itachi said. It was the first time he'd spoken to her.
"Yes?" she said, wondering what he would say.
"Hidan wants to have an initiation process to make sure that you're not totally lame, a wimp, or a bitch." He said, Hidan nodding vigurously beside him.
"Hell yeah!" he said. Konan was imagining horrible things, like sneaking out at night and measuring Tsunade's boobs, or having to strip down in front of all the boys in the giant hall...
"Nothing big. Just truth or dare, or something lame like that." Pain said reassuringly. Konan smiled weakly.
"Okay..." she said, and before she knew it, they were all sitting in a circle on her floor. Hidan had shouted to the other guys in the room next to theirs, and they'd all walked in through various doors; one in her own, connected to Sasori's, Kisame walked through Itachi's room, and Kakuzu walked through Hidan's. They all sat down, looking very very serious. Konan wanted to laugh. She hadn't played truth or dare since she was twelve, when she had been dared to kiss this awful guy, Orochimaru, and she had refused and begun to cry. She wasn't a huge fan of the game, but she'd survive.
"Okay," Sasori began, "Wer'e basically just gonna play truth or dare until dinner. Any objections?" Everybody shook their head. Konan relazxed, realising that everybody was going to play, not just ganging up on her or something.
"We go in a circle. If you can't think of a truth or a dare, no matter how crazy, than you're out and you have to give everybody a massage and wash their hair for them in Konan's shower." Konan was suddenly determined not to get out.
"There are rules, right? Like, you can't dare people to have sex or something, right?" Konan asked. Itachi grinned.
"Of course there are rules. Nothing sexual, no leaving the boy's dorm, and no doing anything completely unhealthy, like drugs or stuff. If you are really uncomfortable with doing something, then you can pull out, and give everybody a piggyback ride around the entire school tomorrow." Konan prayed that she wouldn't have to back out of anything; these guys were probably really heavy, going by muscle content and stuff.
