The Bad Ass Skater Girl (One direction Fanfic)

Chapter 4

*Still yesterday*

My sweet baby pig butt!!!! My uncle is actually Simon Cowell!!!! Wait but that means he is famous and has no privacy.... well that's a bummer on my Judy moody summer.... get it huh, huh.. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*... no? okay then..... lame ass... you ain't ever watched Judy moody and the not so bummer summer?!?!? cool cause I haven't either..... any who.... I look back up to see Simon look at me like im some kind of oger that sprouted 9 more heads. "What is the world are you talking about Carter?" He asked clearly confused. "Oh she does that, like she talks out loud with out realizing it." a voice said behind me. 

I scream, turned around and ended up flipping the mysterious voice..... NEVER MIND MAH PEEPS!!! ITS JUST A COMPLETE AND TOTAL DUMB ASS, I REPEAT IT IS JUST SHAWN.... "Well fat ass would you mind getting off me!? Because 1) you are indeed a fat ass 2) you are straddling my waist and 3) since you decided you were going to scream, then flip, punch, and jump on me, my back now hurts thank you very much." he said while groaning in pain.

"Oh don't be a baby shawnie.... plus you scared me, we have agreed to never do that because this happens every damn time." i laugh while getting off the poor guys. "Can you pick me up and take me to the couch pwease." he asked with puppy dog eyes. Simon snorted behind me, i just smirked and picked him up bridal style. i turned around to she Simon staring at me in disbelief. When i walked over to the couch., with out struggling i might add, i set him down and smiled at Simon.

"How i the bloody hell did you do that?! you are like 16 and he is what 17 or 18, and a huge muscly testosterone filled boy!" he shouted. My 'mom' ran in asking what happened. I just sat there laughing my ass off. Same with the rest of my group that i didnt ever realize that was there until now hmm "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!" i shout and run to my room dragging Aiden a long with me.

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SIMONS POV

Man this girl is hyper and strong. I wonder where she went dragging off that poor guy..... and why did she scream TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE then ran out... hmm ..... "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!!" I hear her and the guys scream... i turn around and they are dressed like Raphael? okay then..... shes going like the boys. {Costumes on side}

"i just have one question, how are you that strong?" i asked her. "Oh i can answer that Simon, she does kick boxing, karate, gymnastics, tae kwon do, weight training, practically every sport, and every other type of self defence they have." Jenny answered (Carters mom). "Oh then she can hold her own. That's going come in handy with the boys." i said chuckling. "Trust me it all ready does." she told me. 

"Well we better get going, we have a long flight ahead of us, say goodbye to you friends and family. your stuff is in the car already... and you might want to change, boys will be looking at you like a piece of meat" i commented in response she shrugged. "Oh well not like I'm not use to it."... wait what? "No I'm not a slut or anything just I'm the bad ass at school with my group" she told me while motioning to her group behind her.

"Bye guys i love you, Skype me and all that jazz." she told them and hugged her group and her brother, while smiling. She turned to her mother "Bye mother" she said giving her a cold glare. WE walked out the door and we were off to the airport.

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Sorry i haven't updated but I've been really really busy... ill update more often.. bye y'all :)