First lines/ story starters

Untitled Part 5

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-I can't help it. I lie. All the time.

-When I found out there would be a supermoon in two nights, I began making my plans.

-I turned to see who was following me.

-I've never done anything like this, but I was about to be thrown out of college and was desperate for money...

-The day I decided to get my tattoo...

-I had always thought the people who had paid to watch me were stupid, but this was beyond belief.

-I wish I could take back that moment, at the fortune-teller's table...

-Anytime you want to meet someone over the internet, take my advice. Don't.

-It's bad enough that I have the boss from hell, but this profession sucks the life from my soul, especially today.

-The first thing that went through my head was "she's a witch!" from that Monty Python movie.

-Manipulating people is so easy I almost stopped doing it. Almost.

-This was the last thing I expected.

-When he suggested I should run for office, I laughed. Then I considered it. After all...I was fascinated by the history of my house.

-This building smelled like a hospital, but it was not a place anyone would leave alive.I'd always wondered what would happen when I opened that door.

The day I died began as an ordinary day.

-The moon has always called to me...

Everyone thinks I'm normal, but no one has ever seen me at midnight.

-As I sit down to write this, I imagine what you will think when you open the envelope...

-Watching for the delivery truck became my obsession. I couldn't wait for the package to come; I'd never ordered anything like it before.

-Never a dull moment when you're a taxi driver. Just the other day this guy gets in...

-This might seem like it's about me, but it's not.

-If I hadn't looked out the window at that exact moment and watched it happen with my own eyes, I would never have believed it.

-Sometimes it's best not to go home again.

-I wasn't allowed to do this. But I couldn't resist. I never should have started it, but I had no idea I would cause such trouble.

-When I woke, I didn't know where I was.

-The moment I realized what I was reading, I knew I was as good as dead.

-I'd never imagined I could kill somebody.