Hate My Mate{Watty Awards 2012}

I'm Popular!!!! Yeeeeah Not.....*

　Okay sooooooo I want to say my favorite movie is now Tin-Tin because it was soooooooooooo amazing. I also want to apologize for the errors but those who like long chappies will love it. This is probably the longest I've ever written . I think before It was barely three and this will be hopefully longer!!!!

Oh I just want to say if you don't know about Brock's Dubs you should look them up. The best is Friday though. Oh and buy one of his tee-shirts. If you're like eight then don't though cause he uses bad words. Then again so do I..............

Hope you like it!!!!!

I woke up to the sound of Brock's Dub. Which was Damien's ring tone and it was totally funny. Brock Baker is a genius, an absolutely amazing genius. Friday was his best work, not that the whole Jenna Rose thing wasn’t good but it didn’t stand up to Friday.

"My hand is a dolphin!!" I heard and I sprang up. OMG he finally called. I mean I talked all night with Mina but Damien wasn't picking up.

"Hello, you are currently calling Shelia's Diaper Company! We thank you for your time..........How may I be of service to you?" I asked in my most serious and business-like voice.

"Well I am in need of an extra large adult diaper." he said in a nasily voice. I tried to contain my laugher but it all came bursting out.

"Okay so what's up?" I asked and he squealed. He was the most feminine of our trio.

"I went on a date last night!!!!" he squealed gushing. I squealed too but in my defense he hasn't dated since he and Paul broke up a while back. It was so amazing to have him on the dating scenes again. He’s more of a do and run kind of guy, he never tries for anything serious.

"Who? When? What'd you two do? How'd he ask you?" I screamed asking him excitedly.

"Well his name is Christian, as in THE Christian. The football player. Just came out and is rockin the new gay if I do say." he told me and I was shocked.

Straight as an arrow Christian. I mean Christian Howell is straighter than a line. Like way straighter. I'm surprise Damien's Gay-dar didn't pick it up soon. That thing's 99.99% proven to spot every potential within a 100 mile radias.

Then again Christian is TOO straight.

"Give me the deets 'cuz I'm about to explode with excitement!!"

"Okay so he took me to that Tots cute diner near the cleaners and then we drove out to the cliff and we made out a while......"then I heard something muffled".........and he drove me home and gave me a kiss on the cheek like the gentleman he is."

I tsked, "Damien Sampson Richards-"

"That's not my real name"

"-What have you been doing?"

"Nothing......" he trailed off.

"Daaaaaaaaaamien?"

"Fine I slept with him. Happy?"

"Ecstatic. You're such a little whore." I smiled. Wow, he's serious about him. I wish I was at home. I would have been primping Damien for his date but here I was, in the middle of nowhere and the trio broken up.

"I now but not the point. That's why I didn't get back to you sooner."

"How was he?" I asked and I heard him moan.

"Amazing. If he had been my first I'd make sure he was my last. Until I got bored of him. But he's sooooooo good." at least he didn't go into too much details.

"Well I'd better get back to sleep it's way too early to get up here. I'll text you first thing when I get to school. And yes I'll scope it out."

"Bye."