Hate My Mate{Watty Awards 2012}

Bonfire Blues

Sorry it was late my Mom was being all pissy and I was in NY yesterday and saw the Spiderman: turn off the dark. The understudy of Spiderman(who was spiderman in the show) WAs extremely hot. Maybe I'll puit up his pic!

 

Oh and an important question at the bottom.

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            Tonight was the bonfire. I bet it’s going to be sucky and they will serve the severed heads of their conquests. I wonder if they grill vampire parts or like fairy wings. That would be awesome.

            Okay I admit they aren’t the most likely but I don’t know this pack. I mean they could run around their homes naked with their bodies artfully painted in some…..uh…awkward spots. Or they could be perfectly normal werewolves. You know cause that’s such a normal thing. Being a werewolf I mean.

            Okay so I’ve decided to put on some light clothes. Our bodies run a whole lot warmer than humans, we still get cold though.  If I get cold I can always get one of my boys to give me a jacket or grab me a blanket. See that’s why guy friends are better than girl friends.

            That is why I am so much closer to the boys than the twins. You see boys are so easy to boss around. If I want a coat then I tell one of the boys to get it. If I try to do that with a girl they’d just laugh at me and tell me to get off my lazy ass and get it myself. Now I hope it’s clear why Ryder is my best friend.

            “Tamya!” I heard my mom yell so I like a scared little puppy ran and hid in my closet. I climbed up on big shelf and covered myself with a mass of clothes and junk. My mom will never find me.

            “Where the hell is she?” My father yelled aggravated and stomping all around. You see when he and mom aren’t doing the nasty he’s pretty nasty. A perfect fit for mom’s new personality. From what I can gather, she used to be really cool, more like………..me. She was fun, hyper, someone who could be really independent and loyal. She was someone who cared about people who wasn’t so self-absorbed.

            I am so against actually having a mate.          

Because unlike her I am not letting that pervy bastard change me into a slut like my mom and yes I’ve called her that. To her face. And she laughed and agreed with me. That’s not a compliment and really it’s sad that I have to be a witness to it all. They could tone it down for my sake.

“I have no clue! She’s not under her bed, in her dresser drawer, or even on the ceiling.”  I have some very interesting hiding spots.

They were taking way too long so I went into a box that had documents and photos of me and some of my parents. It was quite interesting and I learned some things that I never knew about them. My aunt was a go kart racer when she was ten. That’s pretty cool.

“Well then I guess we had better go to the bonfire without her. She probably wants it that way anyhow. She is a character.” Another voice interceded and I immediately jumped out, careful to keep my hiding spot a secret.