................are we rolling yet? Yeah?! I mean, aHHHhhhhHHhhhhH! She screams for the rest of eternity - and by that I mean for, like, sixteen seconds, the length of her longest yea boi, which is proudly one second longer than Will and she knows that because she knows everything about him because she's a stalk- ... ... ... ... ... Okay, um, the narrator is gone now (heheheh totally not my fault definitely didn't murder her nope nope) but that's just fine! We can still do this! There's entire stories without dialoge, right? And technically this isn't dialogue or there would be quotation marks. Wait...does that mean I am a narrator too? Do I have to narrate myself?! She gasped. Okay, yeah, I quit. That was weird. Um. Yeah.
Where was I? Oh! Ahhhhh- Hold up, no. I did that enough already. Curses on the narrator for interrupting me and ruining this chapter! Now there's no suspense for the big reveal!
In 3, you will know the most exciting news ever!111!!1 In 2, the secrets of the universe shall be unveiled. In 1, you will know that...
I GOT A DOG LAST NIGHT! Disappointed? Well, shame on upon your head! I've had a lot of cats in my lifetime from babies and generations and stuff, but I've never had a dog. And we have four cats. I never even dreamed of a dog till last week or so when my mom mentioned it. And now...
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Remy! She's a whjte bully pit with black spots and she's 8 weeks and I love her to death. She's the sweetest thing who will lick your face if she literally met you 2.7 seconds ago. I shall love her to the ends of the earth
Okey, bye! Well that wasn'tawkward at all... I know I'm just bad at this I mean wHAT HOW DID YOU COME BACK TO LIFE WHAT FNFNDNFHCHFN?! She waves to the readers, sending them off and ending the chapter. What?! No! Wai- The chapter is over. Thank you for reading!
