Lady-Mandy
--------------------You yawned as you stretched out on the steps, watching the cadets a little way away training. Hanji was by your side, a few steps further down. It was a hot day, and sunny, and you were both feeling lazy. You legs were crossed and your eyes were closed, your jackets off to the side as you were pretty much just sunbathing.
"Oi. What are you two doing?" You cracked open an eye to peer up at your boyfriend of several months, who was stood by the stairs looking down at you both (for once). He looked between the two of you, annoyed. He'd clearly been training with his squad as he had his 3DMG on and his swords drawn. "Shouldn't you be training the cadets?"
"Big swords." Hanji commented with her sleep-addled brain, and Levi glared at her.
"He's compensating." You told her, smirking at him as his expression became a full on death glare and he turned it to you. You could practically feel the evil radiating off of him.
"Yeah?" Hanji responded hazily.
"Yep." You popped the p, looking Levi right in the eye as you spoke. "One's for his height, and the other one's for-" You yelped as you were lifted and slung over the corporal's shoulder, bringing your face level with his bum.
"I'll show you 'compensating'." Your boyfriend growled at you threateningly as he carried you into HQ, but you couldn't help the grin that spread over your face. "Hanji help me!!! " Hanji laughed. "No way {M/n)! Get some!!!!"
-----
I take no credit for this.