HETALIA ONE-SHOTS! RP STARTERS

The Plant (LUDWIGxANYONE)

(I can't remember who wanted it but someone suggested a tentacle themed starter so here you all are~)
Yes... It was safe to say that Ludwig hadn't been expecting this one bit... It scared him... It scared greatly.
He awoke in a dark room, chains pinning his arms and feet to either the ground or the wall, his clothes in tatters and disorientated.
"H-hello?" He groaned in a questioning manner. However, he immediately regretted calling out as his groan was immediately answered by a low chuckling and then the turning on of a light.
Ludwig winced and squinted as the lights flickered on, finding himself in an absolutely huge greenhouse type place. However, as he adjusted to the light and looked around for whoever had chuckled and turned on the light, he went pail as he saw something else instead. It was an absolutely huge plant! And ludwig knew what it was... And what it did.

Basically, Kiku had developed it a long time and had started selling it, as the juices that were produced on the plants tentacles, or vines, were absolutely delicious and a great healing medicine. However, he had immediately stopped selling seeds for this plant because he got complaints that the plant was 'evil' or 'dangerous' for reasons that he later explained to Ludwig. After this, he destroyed all the remaining seeds and the plants that he had, and suggested that those who bought the plant off him did the same. However, some nations who had bought the plant refused for a reason that Kiku couldn't quite grasp and a reason that Ludwig would soon find out.
Basically, this plant had a huge, massive bulb full of liquid and eggs, which needed to be fertilised into seeds. However, to fertilise them, they needed a host ... Something to carry the eggs until they were seeds. Of course, females would be best for this as they could carry the seeds in their wombs but males could be used too, although nor Kiku or Ludwig were sure how. Anyway, to transport these eggs, they'd have to go through the 'tentacles' which the plant would insert into the hosts' vagina or in a man's case, ass. There, it would take a mere seven days for the seed to fertilise inside the host, which would be held captive by the plant and force-fed that liquid. However, when it was time for the seedling to come out, the host would either die trying to get it out, which would cause bleeding, or the plant would simply tear them apart to get the new seed. Anyway, the big bulb was protected by thick vines, that got thinner than further away they got from the plant. The thinnest ones were for probing their way inside a host, tearing off clothes and keeping them all helpless by holding their limbs in an eagle spread. The thicker ones where for penetrating.

This left Ludwig to wonder... What the hell was he doing here? The plants tentacles seemed to move slightly and a loud voice came from surrounding speakers.
"Be my plants host... You cannot die, Ludwig... So you will live to be a proud mother of many"
Ludwig couldn't recognise the voice as the speakers warped it and made it really low pitched and weird sounding.
However, Ludwig didnt worry about that now. As the chains suddenly came loose, all he was worried about was the masses of little vines speeding towards him.
(Continue as tentacle plant and the man in the speaker)