WE R BACK BITCHES!!!

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Pebble's POV
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"FUCKING HELL!!!!"
A small tea pot cracked and fell onto the floor, breaking.
The sounds of little cries by salad, sarada were very sad.
Salad approached the cabinet to get a new tea pot for her mother, but she accidentally knocked the whole thing down.
She screamed, "SHIT FUCK NOT MY MANGOS!!!" And quickly managed to escape the falling of the cabinet.
Queen BITCH aka lauren, grabbed everyone as quick as she could and we all moved back from the scene.
CRASH CRASH CRASH!!!!
"MY HOUSE!!!" Lauren cried.
Salad looked at her, and shrugged.
"I have $6 if that helps," she said.
Lauren looked at her stupid daughter.
"FUCKING BITCH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ?!???!?" She took the six dollar bills, YES each were 1 dollar bills each.
She was about to punch Salad, but then Tyler, our lovely neighbor came in.
She stopped.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT TYLER!!???" Lauren screamed.
"Something bad happened!!" He said.
"Well who would have guessed," lauren says sarcastically and looks behind her and her dead house.
"No you stupid,  Kenzie is back and..." he coughed.
"SO IS LINDSEY!!!!!" He screamed.
"Okay so what's your point," lauren said.
Tyler got his shades on and said, "I need help to make them fight each other over me, and please call me gold bitch." He said.
"Fine fuck you!!" Lauren said.
"Why do you wanna make them fight?" I asked.
"Because it's FUNNY!!" He responded.
"OKAY good point I'm in!!" I said.
Salad looked up and almost said something, looking excited but lauren pulled her ear in disapproval.
"Okay call Sean he's gonna be babysitting our children, because you ain't coming salad." I said.
"Hey fuck you pebble" salad said.
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We all three went to the store.
I took out the 6 dollar bills we stole from salad and we all bought cool shades.
We put them on and drove back to our street.
"Okay!" Gold lays out a blueprint.
"What the fuck is this?" Lauren says.
"Can I finish please" gold says.
( I'm just gonna call Lauren dawn now ok sluts thanks)
Dawn rolls her eyes and listens.
"Ok so, I walk down the street with all my shade and be super nice to Kenzie and then you guys will get Lindsey here and I will be like you're ugly bitch and she will totally give me comeback and Kenzie will hear the comeback and they will fight!!!" Gold says.
"Can we kill someone??" I ask.
Dawn says, "I vote Haley! Furry Serena! And everyone I hate." She says.
I agree in approval.
"Shut up you losers we are doing my plan," gold screams.
"Fine!!!!" WE scream at him.
--------------------------------------the next day
GOLD nods at us hiding in the bushes and he walks on the streets.
"Lindsey go over there we got you a puppy," dawn and I say to Lindsey.
"I love puppies!!!!!!" She starts walking towards gold's runway.
Gold puts his shades on.
"Hey Lindsey you're a wet rat who wants ME!!!!" He screams.
Lindsey looks sad and says, "why???!?!?!"
Lindsey faints.
"Oh shit that wasn't how it was supposed to go." Gold says in panic.
Dawn and I watch in amusement as Kenzie starts walking down.
Gold gets on his Walky talky and says, "GUYS ABORT ABORT MISSION STOP STOP STOP !!!" He screams.
We don't listen and eat while watching Kenzie coming.
We laugh.
"Omg LINDSEY!!!!" (Kenzie is blue OKAY)
Blue runs over to her.
(Ok Lindsey is yellow)
"ARE YOU OKAY????" Blue screams.
Blue looks at gold and angrily.
"What did you do???!???!" She screams.
At that moment, the sounds of a chainsaw could be heard.
But the thing is, it wasn't in gold's hands.
We all looked to where the sound was coming from, and of course IT WAS SALAD!!!!
She held the chainsaw and started sawing through a tree.
Dawn tried to run but got stuck in the bushes and I just watched.
"SALAD NO!" We both screamed.
Salad put on her shades and power cut that tree down.
The tree fell down and everything started shaking.
BOOM CRASH AHHHHGGGG
LOTS OF SCREAMS WERE BEING MADE!!!
Gold was swaying back and fourth, he yelled, "WHY ARE YOU MAKING EARTHQUAKES AT THIS AGE!!?????"
Salad took a bazooka and shot it at Dylan's house.
Dylan was just a normal dude who happened to be near us.
The foundation of his house was chopped off and fell down.
Salad started cutting more trees and Sean was tied to one of them screaming for help.
Blue screamed so loud.
Dawn and I finally got out of the bushes and ran over to gold.
"GOLD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????" DAWN SCREAMED.
"I DIDNT DO ANYTHING BLAME YOUR FREAKASS DAUGHTER SHE ONE OF THE REASONS WHY WE HAVE EARTHQUAKES IN THE EASTERN SIDE OF AMERICA!!" He screamed.
"FREAKIN SEAN IS UP THERE?!??"
Sean screamed, "FUCKING STOP HANGING ME GEEZ IM FINE WITH THIS BUT FOR REAL HANGING ME IS NOT THE WAY I WANNA DIE FREAKIN SALAD I LOVE YOU!!"
Sasuke was sleeping.
He looked outside the window and got hit by a mango.
"FUCKING salad 😡😡!! Just her."
So he went back to sleep.
Sean attacked his emergency bungee jump kit to him and dropped down and up and down and up and then he cut it once he was close to ground.
We all looked at him.
"Hey you never know." He said.
We all looked up and saw more than 3 trees beginning to fall.
"NO!!!!!" We screamed.
It was destruction!!! CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH
AHHHH
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"WHY ??? SALAD WTF??!?" Dawn screamed.
Salad opened her coffin, by the way she was like very high from the ground.
When she opened it, a boy fell and hit the burning, shaking ground.
"Bye ugly green!" Salad said.

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