My Boyfriend Is A Vampire

Unexpected Guest

What could Sam possibly need at this hour?! It's 3 am! Why is he knocking on my window? What's he standing on anyway? I can't really see him because I'm still a bit sleepy. Ugh... why did he have to come here in the middle of the night anyway? Couldn't this have waited till morning? What's the rush?

"Woah woah woah... what the heck are YOU doing here?" I saw Acro open the window with nothing but air, then he helped Sam get in.

Wow. So vampires can do these kinds of things too huh? Of course, what did I expect? A normal person who drinks blood and nothing more?

"We have an emergency." Sam said.

"What emergency?" I asked.

"Your familiar is gone." Acro replied.

"What?! Where'd you leave it? Why is it gone?" What happened to that little girl?.. I'm kind of worried.

"Don't worry. She's safe." Acro added.

"Then..... what did you come here for?"

"SHE'S safe. YOU'RE not." Sam said.

"What...... do you mean?" I asked.

"She said something about the Grand Spirit Queen coming after you." Acro said.

"Grand Spirit Queen? And.. wait a minute! Since when did Sam know all about this?!" Who told him?! And why does Sam know about my familiar? Isn't it impossible for normal humans to see supernatural beings? Unless... Is Sam pure at heart?

What the heck?! Unbelievable... simply unbelievable.

If the Grand Spirit Queen is coming after me, I might as well train myself with mom and dad's help as a witch and a wizard. But what's all this about the Grand Spirit Queen chasing after me? Why would she even chase after me? What did I do? I didn't do anything. I swear. I didn't even know that I was a white witch till dad told me which is like... 9 hours ago! And now someone's chasing me down for some reason I don't know of?! Gaaahhh!! What is this?! Argh! I'm starting to hate being a white witch despite finding it awesome at the same time... But if I were to be just a normal person... it's fine I guess. Since I'm a just normal girl who looks like a guy and is cross-dressing as a hot guy whom hot girls like. And.... I have an awesome friend beside me anyway. Playing games with Sam can already make me pretty content. But then..... THAT person came into my life and broke everything apart.

That vampire.... Gah! Thinking about him will only make my brain rot so I should probably just stop wasting my time thinking of him. And... a vampire? Really? I thought those things only existed in fairy tales.. But oh well. I'm a white witch and it's real. So he's probably real too. And..... maybe the reason why mom asked me to buy red meat yesterday was for him. So.... he can't eat anything else besides meat and blood? Poor vampire... he can't eat all the wonderful pastries I eat. He can't eat all the wonderful..... vegetables? Vegetables aren't as wonderful as pastries though.. but still! How could he live a life without sweets? Isn't that just too much?

Aaaarrrggghhh!! I should really stop thinking about that vampire now!

"So... what are we going to do now that some psycho queen is chasing me down?" I asked.

"You and your family will be under my protection." Sam replied.

"Under your protection?" I asked. What does that even mean?

"What does that even mean?" Acro asked.

"It means that Orca will be staying with me for a while until that familiar of hers will tell you that everything will be fine and that Orca will be safe enough to go back to her own home." Sam replied.