I decided to be random and put some jokes for you to LOL at :P Enjoy!!! :D
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-Why did the girl fall off her bike?
-Because someone threw a fridge at her.
-How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
- Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the fridge.
-How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
- Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe and close the fridge.
- Who would win in a race, an elephant or a giraffe?
-The elephant because the giraffe is in a fridge.
-Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because someone pushed her off.
-Why couldn't she get back up off the ground?
Because she was crushed by a fridge.
-How did the chicken cross the road?
It walked.
-What happened to the chicken when it was crossing the road?
It was hit by a truck full of fridges.
-Why happen to the sheep that followed the chicken across the road?
It was crushed by a fridge.
-Why did the monkey jumo from the sky?
Because it thought it could fly.
Why did the second monkey fall from the sky?
Because the first monkey did.
Why did the third monkey fall from the sky?
Because it thought it was a fridge.
- Why did the girl fall off her pogo-stick?
Because it was broken.
- Why did the cat bark?
Because it thought it was a dog.
- Why didn't the dog meow?
Because it is a dog.
-What happened when the boy that put bread into the toaster?
He was crushed by a fridge.
- Why did the girl not make toast?
Because she has no toaster.
- What is green and slimy?
Green slime
-What is red and slimy?
Red slime.
What is blue and slimy?
Blue slime.
- What is yellow, flat and slimy?
Yellow slime crushed under a fridge.
Why did the girl run across the road?
She was being chased by a dog.
Why did the dog stop chasing her?
Because it was crushed by a fridge.
What did the one bun say to the other in the oven?
Nothing, buns can't talk.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobody, I have no door.
Why did the boy cry?
His sister was crushed by a fridge.
What did the girl say to her brother?
Nothing, she was crushed under the fridge.
What did one man say to the other?
Oh my God, look out! There's a fridge!
What did the man reply with?
He didn't he was crushed by a fridge.
LOl that was probably a huge waste of time!!!! Tell me what you think and I might write more!!! Spread the happiness!!! :D
