drunk

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friend:you are very drunk yesterday.

me:what did i do?

friend:you take my cat and say "look how small this lion are!"

me:at least its orange.

friend:its grey...

me: and somebody video it?

friend:yes and that's mario,jack and me

me : and am sure you put it in public?

friend: yes

me:.......................

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