Yurio: You're the worst dads ever! I wish I was never born! Fuck You!
*slams door shut*
Yuuri:
Viktor:
*door opens*
Yurio: When's dinner!?
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Chris: Ok! He's here, everyone hide!
*viktor walks in*
Everyone: Surprise! Happy Birthday Viktor!
Viktor: oh... haha...Where's Yuuri?
Yurio: Seriously? Is that the first thing you notice? Your missing husband?
Otabek: Shut up, you'd do the same if I was gone.
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YOI: Was I able to live inside your heart?
Me: You barged right in without taking of your shoes.
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Otabek: only geniuses can say these 4 words quickly: Eye , yam, stew, peed.
Yurio: oh come on, no ones falling for th-
JJ: IAMSTUPID
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Doctor: What brings you here today?
Me: can you here, my heartbeat?
Doctor: yes, of course, what seems to be the issue?
Me: Tired of feeling, never enough...
Doctor: have you tried anything to feel better?
Me: I close my eyes and tell myself that my dreams will come true.
Doctor: *starts tearing up* THEY'LL BE NO MORE DARKNESS WHEN YOU BELIVE IN
Both: YOURSELF YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
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WINTER OLYMPICS 2018:
Me: Come on! That quadruple lutz was sloppy!
Me: NO! THAT AXEL LANDING COULD OF BEEN CLEANER!
Mom: Wow! Since when have you been a skating fan?
Me:
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