Lion💙: babe
Bear❤: what
Lion💙: can you get cereal
Bear❤: PHIL DID YOU EAT ALL OF THE CEREAL ALREADY?!
Lion💙: ...
Bear❤: Phil answer me or no sex for a month
Lion💙: maybe
Bear❤: I mean it
Bear❤: I will not pleasure you for a whole month if you don't answer
Lion💙: fine yes I ate all of the cereal
Bear❤: how could you
Bear❤: we literally got a new box two days ago
Lion💙: I've got a problem!
Bear❤: yes you do
Lion💙: so are you going to get cereal
Bear❤: fiiiiiine
Lion💙: thx love
Bear❤: you're welcome
Lion💙: I love you
Bear❤: if you love me then don't finish all of the fucking cereal in two Days
Lion💙: I'm sorry! I love you so much and the cereal will last a whole week
Bear❤: ... OK. I love you too
YOU ARE READING
Phan Texts (sry its 1AM idk)
RandomJust some cute (obviously fake) texts between Dan and Phil. None will be related to the next; these will be/are one shots.
