This fanfic is crack. so it's supposed to be like this mmkay?
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Deanie wuz driving his fabulicious impalala down the street 2 get some chizburgerz when suddenly he spotted it. The mother of all chizburgerz......the big boi. He screeched his glossy black car to a halt and rushed inside. "Wut duz a biotch gotta do to get hisself a burger!" He exclaimed.
The gurll behind the counter with the ghetto-fabootylicious nails told him to hold up and sit the fuck down.
He sayd "Kay, whatever," And sat the fuck down liek a good lil Deanie.
After about 574839839 seconds had gone by, he wuz liek "Waiter!" and this yummylicious man walked around the cornerr towrds him. Suddenly, all he wanted wuz to run his purrfectly manicured fingers through that sexily tousled hurr.
"Hello bitch, my name's Cassie and I'll be yo' server today, what do you want?" He asked in a sassy tone.
It took Deanie a second to recover "I'll have a big boi with a side of your big boi tonight at 7." but recover, he did.
"Imma say yeah but only cuz that wuz smooth as fuck. We gonna go 2 da movies lyk a respectable date, an then you gonna pay. Now, you want frys with that?"
Deanies hart jumped inside his magnificent chest. "OMG liek yeah, there's no other way to eat them."
"Duh." He left 2 put in Deanies order and Deanie had a teeny lyk spaz attack.
Another 574839839 seconds went by and the Cassie rollerskated up wit Deanies burger. Setting it down he whispered. "I get off at 6, pick me up herr kay bye"
So the datee wuz made.
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I'm so sorry. IDK WTF is wrong with me. This is just randon crap that comes out of my brain. Please don't hate me. Whatevs. Kay bye!!!!
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