Noire:Why do people ship me with Shady
Red:Because Shadoire is life!
Shady:I don't see why that's a reasonable answer
Red:It's a fact!
Noire: Prove It!
Red:Shadoire is life because it's the most awesome ship out there, it is the most awesome ship out there because everybody ships it. It is also the most awesome ship out there because just. Do I even need to explain. Ok. It's the first ever ship that I liked.
Shady and Noire:THAT'S BIAS!!
Red:No it is not. My phone said it.
Altiver:His phone did not say that. He was the one that said it.
Red:ALTIVER! WHY?! JUST WHY?! THIS IS A RANT, YOU DON'T NEED TO POINT THAT OUT!
Altiver:Sorry, Sorry.
Red:*sigh*
Me:Well that's Red's Rant about Why Shadoire is life. I thought I'd start this off on a funny foot. Also Shady belongs to kuro_kaze101 while Red and Altiver belong to me. Noire belongs to the creators of Hyperdimension Neptunia.