You know yo ass stank....Open a window bitch

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I made Kre a salad about an hour ago and she went to go take a nap. See I ain’t have nothing better to do so I decided to take one with her. BIG MISTAKE

“BUURRRTTTTTT” Kre farted and woke up two minutes later “What the fuck was that” she said waking up looking at que as he jumped up

“Kre what the fuck yo stinking ass” he said covering his nose “Shit how the fuck that come out yo little ass” he said walking to the window to lift it up

“ha-ha ha-ha you know that shit stank I woke up out my sleep and smelled that shit” she said spraying they room

“Kre that shit ain’t working open the damn window on your side shit” he said pissed as hell “Bitch they dropped a damn mustard bomb in yo ass”

“That wasn’t me that wa-

“Hell naw don’t blame it on my child, I ain’t never putting extra eggs in yo salad no more, shouldn’t yo ass be boiling, better yet do you have a damn whole in yo panties” he said walking up to her and twirling her around to see the back of her panties

“Get the fuck back, shit you just made me mad, move your ass out my way” she pushed him

“Don’t get mad at me because yo ass smell like a African slave that ain’t bathe in three years, shitty booty ass lil girl, shit ask my child is it still breathing in their” he said laughing then issa walked in

“Aye what up br- what the fuck, it smell like a damn sewage in this bitch” he held his nose stepping out the room

“LMAO that was Kre stank booty ass, I gave her one extra egg in her salad, that egg must have had some chemical shit in their” he said walking downstairs with issa

“Hay dann-

“Uncle qweee” Isiac said running to him

“Hay big fella” he said picking him up, and putting him down so he was facing Kre butt a little

“Te-Te yo buttay stank” he said swiping his hand in his face and pushing her butt “that nastee” he walked to issa still doing it

“Shut up boy, it was the salad” she said getting some water

“Ha-ha yal so fucking childish, but Julie had her baby and look isn’t he cute” Danny said showing them a picture

“Yeah he a lil cutie” que said

“What’s his name” Kre asked

“Adrian Marque Houston” Danny replied then Kre phone rung

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