There was once a ridiculously short human named Jodie, who was, in comparison to her also shorter than average friends tiny. One day she went to her slightly taller than average friend's house. In comparison to her friend, Jodie was about the size of a sausage. They ended up discussing really weird thinks, as you do, like how to pronounce the name of an anime character and cursing each other with the 'Super Kawaii Curse Sticker :3'. When they got to bed, Jodie asked her tallish friend if she also kicked her duvet under her feet when she slept. Her friend replied that she did, and if you pulled it tight enough, you looked like a sausage. Jodie did this, and so the Jodie sausage was born. However to achieve true sausage level, you need to be tucked in. And so her teenage friend tucked her in, as if she was Jodie's mother when Jodie was 5. They speculated about what would happen if somebody walked in to see a teenage girl tucking in her also teenage friend. Having achieved full sausageness, her friend celebrated her success by reading the Jodie Sausage a five year old's bed time story.
Firstly, I'M SORRY IT HAD TO BE DONE
Secondly, hello.
Hi.
Hai.
Hoi.
You may think this is a mere fantasy story, BUT THINK AGAIN.
Everything in this story is true.
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This was from a book I started called "shorts", where this was the only published chapter. It was created late at night when my friend came round for a sleepover. I honestly don't know what we were thinking, but I believe it is one of my greatest works.
YOU ARE READING
One-shots and such
RandomA collection of stories that I came up with out of nowhere, writing prompts, and some stories I've published that have never been finished. If I like them or if anyone reads these and likes them, I might make them into full stories, but it seems a b...
