funny jokes and facts -part 1-

Agnes had 25 children

WARNING THIS IS A DIRTY JOKE, SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT JUST GO TO NEXT CHAPTER!! 

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Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children.

Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Finally she died.

Standing before her coffin, Akpos, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they are finally together”.

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked Akpos, “Do you mean her first, second or third husband?”

Akpos replied, “I mean her legs.”