kik ⁂ louis

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bigbootyboy56: f u d g e

callmesav: yes it's a delicious food

bigbootyboy56: i bet ur delicious

callmesav: you'll never know ;))

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CHAPTER FOUR: ●

callmesav: 29 days left

bigbootyboy56: wow

callmesav: what's ur fav color

bigbootyboy56: red Y

callmesav: im trying to picture u in my mind

bigbootyboy56: just imagine the ugliest thing possible that's me

callmesav:

bigbootyboy56: i am

callmesav: where r u from

bigbootyboy56: Doncaster it's in England

callmesav: ik where it is

bigbootyboy56: really???

callmesav: yea my dad's from there

bigbootyboy56: that's cool

callmesav: yeah louis is my daddy

bigbootyboy56: uM whAt

callmesav: um louis tomlinson? y'all have the same last name haha he's in a band too

callmesav: WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND IS HE YOU

bigbootyboy56: this louis????? Yeah no i wish lol ha hahahaha

callmesav: DAMN DADDY

callmesav: FATHER MY CHILDREN

callmesav: MY UTERUS IS ACHING

callmesav: HOLY FUCK HE A MODEL

callmesav: SHIT I ORGASMED HES SO HOT

callmesav: jesus

bigbootyboy56: yes he is

bigbootyboy56: i'm friends with him

callmesav: IS LARRY REAL OMFOMFOMFOMFOMFOMF

callmesav: IF LARRY IS REAL I WILL THROW MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE HOLY SHIT

bigbootyboy56: no larry isn't real

callmesav: bUT

bigbootyboy56: sorry :((

callmesav:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

callmesav: I NEED A MINUTE

bigbootyboy56: are u ok

callmesav: wait ur last name is tomlinson.. ARE YOU LOUIS

bigbootyboy56: no. i'm his cousin. i stay out of the spot light on purpose

callmesav: yeah okay, sure. i'm watching you.

callmesav: can i ask u a question

bigbootyboy56: yeah sure

callmesav: is louis really dating elevator

bigbootyboy56:HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHWHWHHWHWGWGWHWHWHAHWGWGWHGWHAHAH HELL NO

callmesav: oh thank god my precious lil smol baby isn't allowed to date anyone

bigbootyboy56: i take it ur a fan eh

callmesav: no not at all i actually run an anti louis william tomlinson club. i hate him with my entire fucking being– OF FUCKING COURSE DUH

bigbootyboy56: how long have you been a fan

callmesav: 63 years now, haven't slept once

bigbootyboy56: um ok then