Whis and Lord Beerus X reader one-shots [DISCONTINUED]

Beerus x reader Eddie Murphy??

*  I was watching this with my fam and this idea just came out of nowhere!! and I'm pretty sure some u guys can relate😂😂😂 ENJOY!! * Delirious is NOT owned by me *
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  It was late at night, you was just chilling on your couch in your pajamas and you were bored out of your mind, there's nothing good on t.v. and was just flipping through channels when a voice calls you causing you to jump.

" (Y/N), what are you doing?" It was Beerus himself.....wait a minute..... Beerus??
  "How the hell did you get in my house? Wait...why are you in my house?" you asked. "Doesn't matter," he replied, "now answer the question I don't like asking twice." He was a bit on the rude side, but you just brushed the fact that he somehow managed to get inside your humble abode and answered the question,"Nothing important. Hey you wanna chill here, I could use the company? Might as well since you here."  It came out of nowhere, but you were telling the truth you really needed it about now. And unbeknownst to Beerus you had a crazy lil crush on him you were just good at hiding it well...except from Bulma, but that's a  different story.

"Well, I suppose why not, I was actually here to raid your fridge, but I guess this could be a lot more interesting." You gave a sarcastic thanks to the cat humanoid and moved over so he could sit. "So what did you have in mind?" He asked. " Well I guess we could watch a movie?" It sounded more like a question than a suggestion, but it was all you could think of at the time. He gave a curt nod as a sure. "What are we going to be watching?" With a nervous chuckle you replied, "You see that was the problem as of right now, nothing on t.v. is worth watching right now, so I guess we're gonna be searching for a minute." as you shrugged your shoulders. He gave small scowl and said fine in an annoyed pouty way, but you quickly reassured him telling him that it might not take 'that' long. "How about we just look at on demand and see what they have okay." He gave a confused look at you and forgot that he most likely doesn't have t.v. like that where he is from.... let alone a television at all.

You gave a quick explanation as to what On Demand was and how to use it. After that you chose a random platform to look for a good movie (Starz, HBO, Encore, ect.) most of the movies you have already seen and you were quite sure that some of them won't be to Beerus' liking, how you knew that you didn't know, it was either that or you really didn't feel like watching those movies again. He was pointing to some good ones too and it wasn't the fact that you didn't want to watch them , it was the fact that you had to pay for them and you weren't really down with renting or buying movies when there's literally lists of free movies that both of you could watch.

After a while of scrolling through and your thumb getting a bit sore from all the clicking, Beerus pointed at yet another movie and it wasn't just any movie, this was an Eddie Murphy movie and not only that, it was one of his old stand-up gigs and just one little fact about you, you LOVED Eddie Murphy and all his movies and stand-ups he's been in and what was so weird about it was that you've heard of this one, but never had the chance to watch it, so you gave no hesitation to click on the movie and what made your night to see that it was absolutely free and instantly clicked to watch it. And you gave Beerus side compliment as to how he has a good eye with movies. He simply boasted about it with his chest puffed out and a smirk, you shook your head with a small smile, but then gave you a confused face.

He turned to you. "But who in world is Eddie Murphy?" You gave him a shocked face and then remembered that he's alien, he's never heard of these people you decided to spare him...for now, but honestly what are you going to do.
"Eddie Murphy just so happens to be one of the funniest men alive! Trust me you'll understand once you've watch him." He looked unsure for minute but just went with it.

With only a couple of minutes into the movie Eddie already had you laughing. Beerus was somewhat understanding and he was kinda shocked as so much curse words could be fit into one sentence but he was trying so hard not to laugh. By the time he got to the 'Ice Cream' joke both of your stomachs were hurting.  And when he started doing his impression of Michael Jackson you was done with life right then and there. And then came his joke about the 'Fart Game', out of the whole stand-up this had to be you and Beerus's favorite part and nothing could tell you both otherwise. Like when he started making those little impressions of him and his brother it just knocked you both dead.

"And then a big, brown shark came!"

You and Beerus were laughing to the point that both of you were holding each other for support so you could both calmed down. That's when the both of you had noticed how close you both were, you both began to blush a little bit.

After the movie ended Beerus decided it was about time for him to leave and you said it was cool considering that he is a God and you were feeling kinda sleepy. "You know, I want to thank you for the movie it was surprisingly satisfactory." He stated. You gave a nervous smile," Oh yeah, not a problem, it was fun." He got a bit fidgety, "And I was wondering if you would like to watch another movie sometime?" He was looking away from you and noticed he was a darker shade of purple, you thought it was adorable on him. You didn't hesitate to answer him, " Yeah, I mean anytime you like." He instantly perked up with a big smile. "Good, I'll let you know the time." You nodded as you both got into an awkward silence.

"Well good night!" You both said simultaneously. You gave each other a small chuckle. You decided to put an end this and gave him a kiss. He hands instantly fell to your waist as he kissed you back. The kiss didn't last long but you had to admit, that was the best damn kiss you ever had. "So," he began, "We're still good with that movie?" You gave him a small smile, "No questions asked." You said your last good nights as he flew away. You slid down the door after you closed with a big smile that you could not wipe off your face, you only wondered what movie you two were gonna watch next time?

THIS SUCKED!!!😂😂
I simply don't know where the Eddie Murphy idea came from, I was watching it the other day with my dad and it just came out of nowhere. Anyway hope you guys enjoyed the fic again I will need lots of requests/imagines from you guys hope guys had a good New Years!!!
PEACE!!✌