Ask/Dare the mane 7

Another one?!?

D: Everypony we have another dare! This ones from UnicornOfPeace .

RD: Not her again *walks into wall*

AJ: Oh ma god she's drunk.

D: Well thankfully this one isn't for her.
Twilight?

T: Yes?

D: You aren't gonna like this but...

T: Oh no? What is it?

D: You have to sit down and be quiet for three years.

T: Three years?!?! I can't do that! It's not scientifically possible!

P: Neither is a parallel universe where we are all ponies but that exists!

T: Point taken. Can I maybe just do this until the end of the chapter?

FS: That would be fair...

RD: *Walks into Fluttershy*

FS: Ouch.

D: Yeah okay. Three years is a long time. Now Twilight go and sit over there and don't say a thing. Okay?

T: *nods*

D: Good.

S: Umm is this it?

D: Seems like it.

P: I have an idea to make this more fun!

T: *desperately shakes head*

P: We have to try and make her talk or laugh!

D: Yeah! This will be fun!

S: Have you seen your boyfriend Flash lately Twi?

FS: Hey! I'm her girlfriend! And she hates Flash anyway...

S: I know but she can't say that can she? That's the point!

FS: Don't be mean Sunset.

P: *tickles Twilight*

T: *is trying not to laugh and falls of chair*

RD: Fail! You had to shtay shi -

AJ: Woah! Don't say sitting with a drunk lisp please Dash.

RD: I can shay what I want to.

AJ: I ain't ever letting her have beer again.

RD: But beer ish nishe.

AJ: You are so drunk.

T: *squeals* I give up, I give up! Stop it Pinkie!

D: That was brilliant Twi.

T: Really?

D: No I'm being sarcastic. Now. Because this didn't really go well, you aren't going to be allowed to speak during our next chapter.

T: That's not fair!

R: It sort of is darling. I mean, you didn't really do this properly did you?

T: I tried...

D: Keep reading for the next chapter! In which Twilight will be silent and,..well you'll find out! Bye everypony!