First Date

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A/N - So nobody read the first chapter so I was gonna give up but then I thought F**k it! I don't give a rat's arse if people read it or not, imma publish it so if no one reads it, I don't give a damn anyway, here is the story for those non-existent readers 🖕🖕

*Sans' POV*
"Okay Sans, don't mess this up. You wanna look good in front of her, right? Gotta make a good impression! Ahem, hey, looking good ((y/n))... No! That's too forward. Um, Hi ((y/n)) what-"
"SANS! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG? I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEETH!" It was Papyrus.
"Sorry Paps, be right out!" I smiled at myself in the mirror then left the bathroom. I checked my watch: 11:59 perfect timing! With the click of my fingers I disappeared.

*Your POV*
You wait patiently at the bar. Grillby kept looking at you strangely. You wander if it's because he recognises you from when you've come here before but hid in the corner. You feel awkward because you never bought anything.
   Bored, you look at the time: 12:00 "Maybe he stood me up?" You think but then you shake the idea out of your head. Why would someone so kind ditch you?
   You hear a strange sound then all of a sudden Sans appears beside you. Shocked, you fall back off of your stool.
"Oof! Ouch." You rub your head.
"Oh jeez! I really need to stop surprising you like that!" Sans scratches the back of his head awkwardly then offers his hand which you take, and you blush a soft pink. "Don't worry, I'm just startled easily. How do you do that?"
"It's magic! And not that cheap stuff you see with those card tricks and getting out of a box, it's real magic!" He winks at you. You giggle and do a little snort. Embarrassed at your laugh, you blush a deep red.
"Hehe, don't worry, I think your laugh is sweet! Anyway, what d'ya want? Burger, Fries?"
"I don't mind..."
"Hey Grillby, two orders of the burg! And some ketchup." Grillby rolls his eyes then goes through a door to what you assume is the kitchen.
   You think back to how you never saw him in Grillbyz before and assume he obviously teleported straight to the bar, your blind spot.
   "So why don't we get to know each other a little better?"
"Sure."
"I'll go first. I have a brother called Papyrus; I am friends with most of the monsters from the underground mainly Alphys (a small, shy, yellow lizard lady) and her girlfriend Undyne (a tall, loud, blue fish lady) and Toriel (a kindly mother goat) and finally Frisk (the human who fell down). What else, um, I love puns! I'm actually surprised I haven't made any in front of you yet... But I think your going tibia-mazed." At that joke you can't help but do your embarrassing snort giggle. He smiles sweetly.
   Grillby comes out through the door with two burgers and puts them in front of you both along with a bottle of ketchup. "Want some ketchup?" He asks.
"Ooh, yes please!" Your just about to grab it but he takes it first. "Um someone, uh, likes to do something to the, uh, ketchup to make it spill on your food... I'll, uh, put some on for you because I know a little trick to stop it, uh, spilling. Heh." He scratched the back of his head and his cheeks turned a baby blue. You guess that it must be one of his pranks. "Okay, I don't mind. Just put it on the side please." You smile a soft smile at him. He grins and his cheeks go a darker blue.
   Whilst eating your burger, Sans says "So, I told you a little about me, what about you?" You gulp down a big lump of burger so you can speak.
"Well, I have an older sister who lives out of town and a friend called Saphire who is my roommate, she's my only friend really... Especially after my ex dumped me becau- oh, sorry I'm dragging on to the "too much information" zone aren't I?"
"No! Not at all! I don't mind, I like stories, not as much as my bro but, hey, you know what? I should take you to meet him! When we're done here, we can go if you want?" He looks at you expectantly.
"Um, sure! I'd be happy too! I'm honestly already full so we can go now if you wish?"
"Lemme finish this ketchup and we'll get going!" You're confused by his statement but then you see him pick up the ketchup bottle and drink the whole contents! You suppress a giggle then he leads you out. "Here, I know a shortcut, hold my hand." You take it and all of a sudden you're outside of a house.

"HELLO BROTHER!" You walk in and see a very tall skeleton on top of a step ladder. He appears to be putting up decorations.
"What ya doin' Paps?"
"I'M PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS OF COURSE!" Oh shoot, you completely forgot it was the Christmas season...
"HEY, SANS? WHOSE THAT HUMAN?"
"Oh, yeah sorry, I forgot to introduce you two! Papyrus meet ((y/n)) we were just on a da- I mean, we were just at Grillbyz."
"WELL, HELLO HUMAN! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!" He steps onto the floor and gives you a tight hug. He's at least 7ft tall so as he hugs you, you're lifted off of the ground. "Nice to meet you!" You say out of breath.
"So, ((y/n)) what do you wanna do? We can watch a movie if ya want?" Sans looks at you expectantly.
"Uh, sure! Why not? I'll just text my friend to tell her I'll be home late." Sans nods as you grab your phone: 'Hey Saph, I'm gonna be home late so plz don't wait 4 me to come be4 you have dinner. See u soon xx'
"Alright, I just texted her! What movie are we gonna watch?"
~~~~~Time Skip~~~~~
*Sans POV*
I was sitting next to ((y/n)) on the couch watching some sort of human movie. It was reaching 10 o'clock and I suddenly felt something in my shoulder. It was ((y/n)). She was fast asleep. I looked at her peaceful face as she slept. Such beauty!
I looked over at the TV screen and saw the credits rolling down. I thought I'd better wake her up.

*Your POV*
You awake to the sound of Sans' voice. Oh sugar, had you been sleeping? How embarrassing. You lifted your head off of Sans' s surprisingly comfy shoulder.
"Sorry, I guess I didn't realise how tired I was. Best be getting home."
"Don't worry 'bout it! I'll take you home."
"Thanks." You check your phone for a reply from Saphire saying that she was on a sleepover anyway.
Your eyes droopy, Sans locks his arm with yours and all of a sudden you're outside your house. He says goodbye and he sees you through the door. You take a sigh of relief and go to the living room. You suddenly hear someone stomping down the stairs. Oh shit!

That's right! A cliffhanger Mother F**kers! lollollol! 🖕🖕🖕🖕 Why do I even F**king bother?!?

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