•Bangtan Chat• [BTS texting]

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*Namjoon added +82 0123456789 in the group 'Bangtan Boys'*

Hoseok: Ouh, someone new~
I'm Hoseok~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Taehyung: Hello, my name is V!

Jungkook: bruh, you wish!
His name is Kim fucking Taehyung but he wants us to call him V...
well noone does it ...bc.... i guess you know why

I'm jungkook btw

Taehyung: omfg why are you always ruining everything in my life

Jungkook: love you too

Taehyung: :'))

Seokjin: stop fighting you brats

My name is Seokjin

+82 0123456789: uhm hi? My name is park jimin

Namjoon: we got to know each other through twitter. He is btw a 95 liner just as tae

Taehyung: i guess it's going to be fun with you jimin~

Yoongi: well one more annoying ass kiddo

Jimin: ... ok it's nice to meet you, too...?

Namjoon: ouh this is yoongi...be aware... he bites

Yoongi: I'm still older than you hoe so be careful what you write

Jungkook: i'm still the youngest cry

Seokjin: you'll always be our baby

Hoseok: yes, eomma

Seokjin: no. Just no.

Hoseok: ah c'mon you know what i mean

Namjoon: you have to admit, that you're obviously the 'mom-friend'

Seokjin: why do I even know you

Jungkook: couple beef????

Taehyung: #Namjinbeef

Namjoon: wow leave jin alone he's just a poor old man

Hoseok: wow

Seokjin: I think the fuck not

Yoongi: stop sending trash i'm trying to fucking sleep

Jimin: it's 4:34

Yoongi: wow thank you i didn't know bc i don't have a fucking clock in my apartment nor in my phone...

Hoseok: how about making the group mute?

Yoongi: uhm no? Why'd I even waste time for this

Taehyung: i knew you'd write this. This is how we know you

Jungkook: hahaha

Namjoon: sadly

Jimin: almost all of you seem to be very sympatic~~

Jungkook: 'almost'

Jimin: :'))))

Yoongi: can y'all just stfu omg

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