•Bangtan Chat• [BTS texting]

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Group chat
Bangtan Boys

Jimin: hello i'm jimin and dumb as fuck

Seokjin: ?

Hoseok: K

Yoongi: trust me, we already knew this

Jimin: V is so cool and good looking

Jungkook: where is the truth

Seokjin: I'm still worldwide handsome tho

Hoseok: tf is going on ...jimin are you doing drugs?

Namjoon: Tae, you revealed yourself coz NOONE calls you V

Jimin: wow y'all r just tasteless rats the name is so cool?¿

Jimin: Ouh shit, Jimin is coming back

Jimim: Tae had my phone...i hope he didn't write smth stupid

Jungkook: he always writes stupid ass shit

Taehyung: there we go again

Jungkook: you deserve the truth

Yoomgi: the first message he wrote is true tho

Jimin: what did the message say?

Yoongi: how about scrolling?¿

Jimin:...alright wait

Jimin: Haha, so funny....

Yoongi: damn this took you long to realise...

Seokjin: Yoongi.....just stop beimg a fucking dick istg

Jimin: ah it's alright it doesn't bother me

Yoongi: yeah sure...

Jimin: ....

Namjoon: Jinieee~~~?

do u have time later?

Seokjin: yes, y ?

Namjoon: Can i eat with you ...

Seokjin: but i said to you you have to cook by yourself otherwise you won't ever learn it

Namjoon: yeah i know and i tried it so many times but.... THOSE DAMN SPAGHETTIES ARE TOO FUCKING LONG THEY DON'T FIT IN THE COOKING POT

Yoongi: are you fucking serious

Taehyung: boi

Seokjin: okay you better move your gay ass to my place before you are about to cook the damn spaghetties in your bathtub

Namjoon: thanks you are my hero <3

Jimin: Naawww #Namjin <333

Yoongi: step back y'all I think I'm gonna puke

too much rainbow

Seokjin: bitch you can't deny your gay ass

Yoongi: true tho...

Taehyung: eyo jimin let's go to the cinema

Jimin: sure

Jungkook: you 2 are probably in the same room...why you don't talk to each other instead of writing your shitty plans in this group

Seokjin: are you on your period?

Taehyung: nah he's just a jelly baby

Jungkook: AM NOT JFC

Taehyung: we both know the truth ;)

Hoseok: does anyone want a video of me playing the flute with my nostrils?

Yoongi: god no

Jungkook: Nope

Taehyung: AAAAAAHHHHH SEND IT ALREADY

Hoseok: alright tae

Jimin: no, i don't

Seokjin: same

Namjoon: i abdicate

Hoseok: you are going to miss smth istg

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