our funniest quotes

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Let's start with dpgs

"IT'S A DILDO ON A STICK!!"
Dpg~

"How the fuck did this account go to a normal account into a fucking fantasy world?"
Dpg~

"Mmgs hair is a cotton candy..it turns from stright into a fucked up psycho pinkie pies hair."
Dpg~

"When adopting idiots, kill them when they are atleast 3 months old"
Dpg~

Mmgs quotes:

"Dpgs hair reminds me of the black gas that kills animals...because she always gets pissed off at me...she is still black gas..."
Mmg~

"Dafuq is with dildos and humans these days?"
Mmg~

"Yaoi fixes ur problems..because life is a dick"
Mmg~

"THE HOOMANS ARE ABUSING THE POOR HORSE. THEY ARE 'RIDING' IT"
Mmg~

"Hoomans are too soft. They prepare people's asses while wE ANIMALS GO STRIGHT UP OUR MATES ASS"
Mmg~

Admins quotes:

"Dpg is a Cumming machine-"
Admin~

"Mmgs hair scares me when it poofs up...she turns into smile.hd"
Admin~

"Smurf-matsu, banana-matsu, purple guy-matsu, tree-matsu, tomato-matsu, bubblegum-matsu"
Admin~ (if u don't get it then u don't know what this anime I'm referring to)

"I'm not a hooman. I'm a bird"
Admin~

What did u like? Which was funny from three of us?

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