How to take care of dpg:
1. Feed her a piece of human flesh once a day
2. Let her sleep with u at night or else u will wake up to see dpg sleeping on ur face
3. Play videogames with her
4. When she is feeling sad, give her a piece of a human heart
5. When it is cloudy and stormy, wrap dpg in blankets and cuddle with her
6. She is free. First commenter gets gets a dpg for free
How to take care of mmg:
1. Give her seeds once a day
2. Let her sleep with u or she will cry
3. Play games with her outside
4. When she is sad, give her paydays
5. When it is stormy or cloudy, try to make her calm down.....
6. She is free. First commenter gets gets a mmg for free
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