Hashtag School Wreck (DISCONTINUED)

Hashtag School Wreck

Chapter One

"Y'know what's funny?" Peanut asked us, poking her sandwich.

Our heads snapped to look at her, "what?"

"Jinx!" Austin and me yelled at the same time.

"Double Jinx!" I yelled. "HAH! You owe me a feast at Ice Cream Parlour.

"Nope." Austin shook his head, popping the 'p'.

"Oh yeah you are!" I glared playfully at him, folding my arms.

"No. I keep losing this stupid game and I have no money left!" Austin whined, shaking his head.

"Does it look like I care?" I asked and Austin looked at my face.

"Oh c'mon! I think a little pimple hope will solve this!" Austin said, touching my pimple.

He. Did. Not just touched my pimple. I glared at him, I bet my flame was burning his butt. Great, I'll have roasted butt for dinner later.

"Wh-what?" He asked innocently, but deep down, he knows what he did.

"GUYS!" Peanut shrieked, pinching us.

Both of us glared at Peanut, "why did you do that for?!"

"JINX!"

"DOUBLE JINX!" I yelled, beating Austin again. "Hah! You owe me TWO FEAST!"

"GUUUUUUYSSSSSSS!" Peanut whined.

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Great, after break time it's English class. Which is, now.

"Ughhhh, it's a boring hour of English!" I groaned.

"Good morning class!" Mrs Koay walked in, her high heels making a 'click clack' sound. "Flip your textbuk to page number thirty fore.

Yep. She sucks at pronouncing! She literally pronounces everything wrong. How did she even get hired in the first place?!

After 20 minutes, I decided to 'unbore' the class. "Mrs Koay?" I called out, raising my hand.

"Yes, Miss Brown?" She asked me, turning her attention to me.

"I forgot how to pronounce the word......G-A-R-A-G-E. Can you help me?" I asked sweetly.

"It's Gar rage, sweetie." She answered and the class silently laughed. "Okay, Miss Brown, please form a sentence using the word either."

"Would you eether be me, or her?" I formed the sentence while pointing at Mrs Koay when I said 'her'. (Before you comment, I spelt EETHER on purpose.)

I could see Mrs Koay clench her fists but she kept calm. "It's either, Miss Brown. There's no such pronunciation as eether."

I hear people whisper, "it's an American pronunciation."

"Eh, whatever." I said bluntly and sat down.

"Okay students, there's a project for you to do. You need to write about how to gain knowledge." After teacher said that, the whole class groaned in unison. It's like they practiced groaning at the same time, in the same tone.

"Clara with Finn, Dylan with Patricia...." she started calling the names out. "Finally.." she glared at me. "Kayla with Dominic."

We all changed seats to go to our partner. "Okay Domy, do you agree that we should just write two words for the project?" I asked.

"Yeah sure, whatever. As long as I get it done." He said bluntly and I grinned.

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"Guys, y'know what?" Peanut asked us.

"What?" Me and Austin said together and Peanut quickly clamped her palms on our mouth, giving us the death glare.

"It's funny that my name is Peanut, and I'm allergic to peanuts." She continued, removing her palms from our mouth, slowly.

"Wait.. you're allergic to PEANUTS?!" Austin asked, his eyes widened.

"Yeah, didn't you know?" Peanut asked.

"Uh.. hehee.. uhmm.." He stammered, his face turned all worried.

"Austin.." I said threateningly.

"You're kinda eating the peanut butter jelly sandwich I made for you.." he trailed.

And before you know it, Peanut's fist came in contact with his face.

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Hey!!! What do you think about this?

Xoxo,
Chloe.