Hashtag School Wreck (DISCONTINUED)

Hashtag School Wreck

Chapter Two

"I can't believe you! I'm going to have rashes anytime soon so I need to kill you first." Peanut yelled, hitting Austin on the back, no.. pounding Austin on the back.

"Get. Off. Me!!!" Austin panted as he attempt to push Peanut away.

Keyword: attempt.

"How are you so freaking heavy?!  What did you eat? Ten pounds of ice cream?!" Austin yelled.

"No, I just ate your PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICH YOU BLOCK HEAD!!!!" Peanut screamed, pounding him harder. "Kayla! Bring me the hammer!"

I smirked, "I gladly will."

I went to the storeroom and brought out my old toy hammer. What? You think I will want to kill my best friend? Yes. Yes I do.

I gave Peanut the hammer and she pounded him, hard. Although, she was waiting for his scream, but he didn't.

Instead...

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!

"SERIOUSLY?! A TOY HAMMER?! I WAS EXPECTING MORE FROM YOU, KAYLA BROWNS!"

Austin finally pushed Peanut off his back, standing up. "My mom's gonna ask me about the bruise on my back. And what am I gonna say? A girl beat me up?!" He asked us.

"Yes. And your mom is gonna thank me for helping her do the job." Peanut answered, folding her arms.

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"Hey sweetie, can you help me wash the pack of carrots?" My mom asked as she entered the house.

"Yeah, sure." I answered, heading for the kitchen.

"I heard Peanut went to the hospital for a check up. Good thing she only ate a little of the sandwich, y'know her appetite." My mom said as I washed the carrots.

"Mom, do you know why her parents named her Peanut? Since you guys are best friends." I asked her, draining the carrots and plopping them in the bowl.

"They were intending to name her Thomas, but they found out she was allergic to peanuts so they changed her name to Peanut. Believe me, Peanut is a better name than Thomas. I mean, what if she has a boyfriend, example, named John. And his friends ask him, "hey, what's your girl's name?" What does he say? "Oh, my girl's name is Thomas." And his friends will be like, "wait, are you gay?!" Good thing her name is Peanut instead. But both names are weird. Eh, the whole family is weird." Mom blabbered.

It's true. Her whole family is weird. Her dad uses a fork to drink soup, and spoon to eat spaghetti. I mean, who does that?! Oh yeah, him.

"What are we having for dinner?" I asked.
"Boiled bread and Butter egg." Mom answered. "With a side of carrot."

Oh yeah, I forgot, my mom is weird too.

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