Blaine & Stingy: Great Hair, Better Lovers

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     Stingy was all alone in his cute yellow car, humming the mine song. He was so bored of everything. Everyone either visited family at Christmas or either had people in lazytown. Stingy didn't have any family, but he made himself believe that every family was his. Because of this, he strolled down the road thinking of what family he should visit next. Ziggy? No. Pixel? Eh. Then he thought for a moment. Stephanie! He thought in his puppet brain. He will visit Stephanie's house. He was always scared of the mayor, her uncle, but he wasn't here this week. He was so excited. A couple minutes later, he arrived at the big brown building. There were Christmas lights around the house, making it sparkle more when stingys car pulled up. There were some new cars near her house too. Because the cars were his, stingy peeked inside them. In one, he saw many pictures of two girls. They looked like queens, he thought. Well of course, they're queens, they're stingy's
     After a couple minutes of searching, Stingy finally entered the home. He found the two girls in the pictures sitting on the couch while Stephanie was pouring them chocolate milk. "I'm here!" he called out, laughing. Everyone looked at him, shook. Stingy smiled and took off his jacket.
     One of the girls with blonde hair called out, "Hi I'm Brittany! Stephanie's cousin!" Stingy glanced at the girl on the couch then at Stephanie. Nothing alike, he thought to himself. After a couple of hours, Stingy learned about the two girls who were sitting in the couch. Their names were Brittany and Santana. They were lesbians. Stingy was a homophobe but he knew he was gay. He found out that they were famous singers in Lima. Santana had black hair and Brittany had blonde. Brittany really wanted pink hair, though. She seemed like she was so dumb. Santana seemed more like a queen. Stingy really got to know Santana. When they all left, Stingy gave Santana his number, they seemed like gay best friends already.
     3 months later Stingy got a call on his Apple Watch. It was from Santana! Santana called Stingy! Stingy was so surprised, they haven't really been texting each other. Stingy answered after the second ring. "Hello?" Stingy called out in the speaker. Santana answered! She was being a queen. Santana asked Stingy if he wanted to visit her house. Of course Stingy said yes. And now this is where the story begins...