1. A storm trooper is making dinner for his son. The son goes "what are we having?" The Stormtrooper goes "Wookie Steak." The son goes goes "I've never had that before how does it taste?" The stormtrooper goes "it's a little CHEWY.
2. Episode I: Become PUN with the force.
3. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a GREEN THUMB
4. There's a fight going down in a bar on Endor. BAR WARS.
5. Which website did Chewbaca get arrested for creating? WOOKIE LEAKS
6. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? TO GET TO THE DARK SIDE.
7. Why can't you count on Yoda to pick up the tab. CUZ HES ALWAYS A LITTLE SHORT.
8. How do you get down from a bantha? You don't you get down from a GOOSE.
9. What's the interior temperature of a Taun-Taun? LUKE WARM.
10. What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi SAY to the bartender? "GET ME A BEER AND A MOP."
11. Jabba the Hut is fat.
How fat is he??
So fat, that when Obi Wan Kenobi took a closer look he said. "THATS NO MOON."
12. The Star Wars text walks into a bar.
The bartender goes, "Get out of my pub! There is no room for your TYPE here!"
