i starrtud practising four danse batle. i am alreddy vary gud at dansing, Susan tuld me taht i shuldd be in dansing with te stairs. tis is y i liek susan, v supourtive uv me.
I texased pee jay two, he sais that he is practusing v haired and taht we should come upe whit sum coreeograffy four a bigg viktorree danse. i hop that i dunt mes it up wen we win.
Pee jay: Hey, Doot!
Me: y due u spel wierd
Pee jay: I don't spell weird
Me: yor type-o's mak it hared two reed, pleaz spel butter
Pee jay: ...
Me: I wil jus cawl u than. i wil b ayble to undrstrand u moar butter
pee jay is v bad at texasing, i wil teach him two aftur we beet dane and polle
