If I were a pickle,
I would have fickle,
Impossible dreams
Of being human.
I would imagine
Having two feet,
Instead of none,
And being my own species,
Instead of a variant of one.
I wouldn't be green and warty,
I'd have soft smooth skin;
I'd forget that
Humans have warts too.
Then I'd wake up and realize
That I couldn't be a human,
So maybe I should set my dreams
On becoming a cucumber.
Of course,
That would only happen if I was a pickle,
And pickles could dream.
One of the first poems I ever wrote.
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