Siri WHYYY????

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So first of all
My sleepover was fun
We went to le mall
Then I played a prank on someone
Then I spent almost all my money on a phone case.
It doesn't fit
Le cry T-T
Them we went to Barnes and Noble and I got merely a Manga book
Kitchen Princess volume 2
I believe that's it
It's cool cause it has recipes in the back
Anyways to our topic
I'm
About
To
Slap
Gosh
Dang
Siri
In
The
FACE

It doesn't fitLe cry T-TThem we went to Barnes and Noble and I got merely a Manga bookKitchen Princess volume 2 I believe that's itIt's cool cause it has recipes in the backAnyways to our topicI'mAboutToSlapGoshDangSiriInTheFACE

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First of all Siri
1) your not taking over my home and frickin freezing all my family and putting em in a phone for the rest of their life
2) That sounds really disturbing. Rule my home? What the actual fricken freaky FRICK??????
You don't ask a girl that
I better stop
I'm being a hypocrite
I proposed to Siri once (it's guy Siri and I'm a girl asking him this) and he asked yes or no?
Of course I'm a little butthole so I said yes
Then his little stoopid voice said lets just be friends
I was surprisingly fine with it
Oh well
My frand kc is very mad at my friend for not coming over.
I don't like friends fighting
It makes me cry T-T
Tacos
Tacks
Ticks
Bee
Byeeee

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