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Random texts part 3

Tord: Tom

Tom: piss off

Tord: toooooom

Tom: Tord it's fucking 3am and I'm literally right next to you. Why the hell ade you texting me?!

Tord: I have a list of words containing meow

Tom:

Tord: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

Tord: •o•

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Tom: power outages are homophobic

Tord: care to elaborate?

Tom: I'm gay and they are inconvenient to me

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Tom: I tried to read the whole panic! At the disco song title but the song ended before I could finish

Tom: by fall out boy

Tord: you sing along to panic! At the disco or you get out if my car and walk

Tord: by fall out boy

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Patryk: I love panic! At the discount

Paul: o shit Pat run

Patryk: ?

Tord: oh yes and my favorite song by them is i write sins not shopping receipts

Tom: oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the aisles of a grocery store, and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"I love fruit"
"I love fruit too"
"What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!" Says a patron to a stocker.
"Oh yes, but what a shame, what a shame we aren't going to get anymore.

Tord: I CHIME IN WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORY, NO

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Tord: what's the strongest day of the week?

Tom: what?

Tord: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays

Tom: I hate you

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Tord: you know what else is...massive....? C;

Tom: the collective debt of college students in the United States

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Tord: help

Tom: with?

Tord: I've been playing sims for 24 hours straight

Tom: more like 24 hours gay

Tord: I've lost all concepts of time

Tom: uh do you want me to talk your laptop

Tord: *hiss* no

Tom: I'm just gonna...go

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I'm tired. This is short. Sorry. Bye