Fuuuuuck! Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!!! Damn.... fuck.. shit... crap... bitch... cunt...bricks...
I Had just broken her favorite cookie jar that her grandmother had given her. Simple enough. I am SO getting the couch tonight. Damn it.. I had just gotten off of it too.... Damn it.... Ughhhh! Shiiit!
What do I do..? Hide it? Try to fix it? WAIT. Holy fuck. I have some pottery glue in the garage! I Dashed to the garage in efforts to grab it, and fix the vase before she got home. I grabbed the glue and ran back. She wont be home for another half hour. Good. I grabbed the pieces and set to work on the kitchen counter. Then something Extremly terrible happened.
"Guess whos home early~!"
Ohhhhh Fuck.
