J: Joke

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"CHARLES!!"
"What?"
"Im cold again."
"How??? We live in one of the sunniest and warm places on earth!"
"Cold."
I sighed. "Ill go get a blanket."
"Nooooo! I want my pile of stuffies!"
"Why? A blankets warmer."
"The stuffies are fluffier."
"Fine."
I Wuv you!!!!"
"I love you too, Cupcake."
I Walked over to our room. I Glanced at the Rainbow laced pile of mulitcolored stuffies. Okay. Next time we go to 6 flags, Im NOT going to win her any more stuffies. We must have atleast 300 buks worth of stuffies. Jesus. I Grabbed as many as I could, and okay. There were A LITTLE fluffy. But eh. I decided she asked for them. but not how she wanted it. Hm....

"ITS RAINING STUFFIES. HALLALEAUGAH." I them promply kept throwing stuffies on her head as she sat on the couch.
"DANANANANANANNANANANANANANANAN!"
"CHARLESSSSSS!"
I couldnt stop laughing.
"Your a trouble causer."
"Yeah. I am."
"Im still cold."
"I can fix that."
"How?"
"One word. Sex."
"Oh?"
"Mhm."
"Mind if you show me how~?"
"Not at all."

Lets just say from that point on.. she wasnt cold anymore. Shit got hot. Very, Very hot.

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