I'm Just A Bad Guy (Joker x Reader)

Bailed Out

Jokers POV

"Harls, I'm gonna be honest with you right now" I looked over at her, "Yea, Mr J?". "I almost forgot about you, you've been gone for so long. (Y/N) has been very well behaved. She's listened to all my rules and I'm actually quite fond of her. as much as I used to be of you" her smile dropped, "What are you sayin puddin?" her voice cracked. My phone buzzed, it was a text from (Y/N).

Y: Help!

J: What?

Y: I'm being taken to Arkham!

J: Why? What did you do?!

Y: A guy threatened me, I slit his throat in an alley.

J: You went out without telling me?

Y: Yes! You were in your room with Harley!!!

J: I'll deal with you later, I'm coming to bail you out. give me a couple hours!

Y: Thank you!!!

I put down my phone, and groaned, rubbing my temples. I got out of bed, "Puddin? Where are you goin?" Harley asked, "I have to bail (Y/N) out of arkham." I groaned again. I called one of my goons, "get to the warehouse we have to bail a friend out." I ordered. Harley grabbed my shoulders, "Please don't go so soon. I just got back" she pleaded, i shoved her into a wall. I ran out of my room and gathered my stuff. Harley ran out of my room and kissed me again, I couldn't take it. I grabbed her bat from against a pillar and knocked her out. I grabbed a chair and some rope, I tied her tighter than any other victim of mine. I ran out the door with my bag and got in my car, I had to get to the warehouse quick.

Your POV
I sat there on the cold metal chair, my wrists were strapped against the arms and my legs were tied against the legs of the chair. I sat there across a table with batman, "what do you know about the Joker?" His voice was deep, "plenty" I teased. "I'm not going to play games with you" he growled at me, "it'd be a smart move not to touch her, batsy." A familiar voice laughed, "hello Joker." Batman said turning around, he wasn't behind him. "You think I'd be behind you? I'm sorry I don't believe we've met, I'm the Joker I don't think simple I think clever." More laughter. 'Clever, clever, clever...' I kept repeating that in my head. Suddenly there was a loud thud, batman groaned and I heard the Joker laugh the way he did when he was getting tossed around. "For example I know that he's here right now" I laughed harder as batman tried fighting Joker. I flinched as Joker was thrown onto the table, he kicked batman aggressively. He was soon unconscious, "hello princess" Joker purred, "so explain how you got stuck in arkham, hm?". He unstrapped me, "I just took a walk, it started raining so I tried to take a shortcut back home, a guy tried to rob me. I slit his throat and a guy called the cops on me." I whimpered at the pain of the steals being removed. I got up and tried to walk away, "you know you can't go out without me" he hissed, "I'm sorry I was bored". He grabbed my waist, turning me to his direction. He lifted me up, and pulled me into him and our lips connected. This time I knew I was awake and i could tell I really did fall for Joker. He pushed me up against the wall, my arms naturally wrapped around his neck, I pulled him closer to me.