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The Dolphin Fic

The Dolphin Fic, By Alana Witherington

Frank was your lonely average emo college student (see in this part I actually made your parents proud you're welcome). Just like every emo he dealt with anxiety issues and would come home every day just to sleep. As he strayed into his messy room covered in empty milk cartons he slowly guides his shirt off his body while standing in front of a Panic! At The disco poster. Brendon Urie stood shirtless on the poster and as Frank's shirt was thrown on the ground he softly whispered "I'll see you soon daddy". He crawled into his bed with Pokemon sheets and rest his head on a shit emoji pillow. It took Frank about 20 minutes to drift off into his sleep. As he slowly stood up in his dream he looked to find himself fully undressed except for a loin cloth with Josh Dun's face on it. He looked around like a big Titted anime girl in distressed as he sees someone walking over to him. Their forehead so big and shiny that the light reflected off of it and shown brightly onto Franks face. He raised his hand over his brow bone to block the sun. The man slowly walked over to him as Frank was suddenly on a beach where instead of water there was milk. The man finally reached Frank as he introduced himself, Frank recognized him immediately. "Hey, my name is Brendon" he said in a sultry tone with a deep fire in his big brown puppy dog eyes. Frank started to sweat profusely. "M-my name is F-Frank" he said in a girlish tone as Brendon grabbed his jaw "I know darling.. But I need you to do something for me.. Call me daddy". Frank's cheeks flushed a bright red as they started to burn, Frank nodded. Brendon grabbed his hand as he started leading him towards  the milk ocean where Brendon slowly started to transform into a Dolphin. "Get on babe" the now big forehead dolphin said. Frank climbed on and grabbed onto his quiff. "Daddy, please seduce me with your vocal cords" Frank said as Brendon grinned and started to sing Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off. Brendon continued singing other sexy songs as they reached deeper into the ocean. Brendon turned his head back to look at the giddy Frank and said "Are you having a good time Ryden 😉😉 me?" Frank smiled from ear to ear "Whenever I'm with you Brendon I'm always having a good time. No one has to threaten me with one." (do you like what I did there 😁😁) The fact that Frank was having a good time made Dolphin Brendon happy as milk shot out of his blowhole, eagerly Frank leaned forward to drink some of the milk. Over the Horizon someone was Ryden a black object, they were too far away for either to tell. The person was no other than the man himself, Patrick Stump he started singing "UHH UHH UHH EHH EEOUU UH" to signal that it was him. Patrick and Brendon sped up, wanting to already be with the other person. Frank was so amazed to see that Frank was RYDEN his Fedora. Brendon and Patrick smirk at each other as Patrick pipes up "Frank, be a good boy and sit on Daddy Dolphin Brendon's blow hole". Not wanting to disappoint, he climbed on. Suddenly Frank gets shot into the air, Brendon's warm milk all over his body, somewhere along the way Frank lost his loin cloth. Frank was screaming as Patrick held out his fedora over the milk then let go, making the fedora propel up and go right up Frank's Asshole. Just as things were getting hot and heavy Frank was suddenly woken by a friend who wanted to borrow his poster.

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