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Justin Bieber added Ariana Grande to the groupchat!
Justin Bieber added Zayn Malik to the groupchat!
Justin Bieber added Hailey Baldwin to the groupchat!
Justin Bieber added Kylie Jenner to the groupchat!
Justin Bieber added Alfredo Flores to the groupchat!

Justin: Hey peasants!

Hailey: Who are you calling a peasant, hoe?

Kylie: What the hell is this?

Alfredo: Sup rats, fredoclaus is here!

Zayn: Ok why am i in a groupchat with all of justin's hoes?

Ariana: bitch it isn't Christmas anymore and i wasn't stupid enough do date the fucktard

Ariana: zayn, don't forget about justin's main hoe. wait imma add her.

Justin: don't fucking add her! i stg air-iana, don't add her

Ariana Grande added Selena Gomez to the groupchat!

Justin: birch

Ariana: "birch"

Hailey: birch ajskakla

Alfredo: birch better have my money

Kylie: justin you're the biggest birch in here

Selena: lmao what is this?

Zayn:

gotta love birches

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gotta love birches

Justin: *bitch stupid ass autocorrect

Selena: don't blame autocorrect for your stupid ass spelling errors, we all know you can't spell or use correct grammar

Kylie: well shit

Ariana: but justin really doesn't use correct grammar

Alfredo: 'we here'

Justin: selena, don't blame your diesease for your bad voice or canceling your tour

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Justin: selena, don't blame your diesease for your bad voice or canceling your tour

Selena: fucking bitch

Selena Gomez left the chat!

Alfredo: you crossed the line when you said that, justin.

Kylie: dumbass manwhore

Ariana: you're the biggest retard, justin

Hailey: justin, wyd?

Zayn: gotta zayn!

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A/N
WHOOP! WHOOP! New story!!! Btw don't take the thing justin said about selena, personal or offensive. I just used it for the sake of the story. I personally love selena, soo yeah.

But the queen is gonna come back and kill him with kindness!!

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