S H O O K ➳ celeb groupchat

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Zayn: @ Selena ??

Ariana: is zaylena going to rise bc IM READY TO HOP ON THAT FUCKING SHIP. IMMA PULL A COLUMBUS AND SAIL THE WHOLE SEVEN FUCKING SEAS I STG

Hailey: well that escalated quickly

Mia: LMAOOO IM CHOKING

Selena: I have Abel bitch hop off

Kylie: IM-

Justin: Abel right now :

Alfredo: zayn needs selena bc Gigi ain't cutting it

Zayn: welll....

Kendall: bitch that's my fuckin best friend wtf

Mia: *casually sips tea*

Ariana: y'all too problematic wish I could relate

Hailey: ^ but you can't bc you're a woke queen

Selena: ^^ frrr

Justin: SAME Ariana

Kylie: ^ fucking Caucasian you're the most problematic out of all of us

Kendall: ^ name something more true than that. I'll wait

Justin: I've been so unproblematic lately, ppl are making headlines about me using chapstick and riding a motorcycle

Mia: lmaooo

Selena: you're still an egghead though

Justin: stfu you're still only known for being someone's girlfriend and that's so irrelevant from the topic

Selena: say that to my successful albums and my modeling career

Hailey: what modeling career?

Selena: ^ please exit this chat. we all know you have a career bc of your rich daddy

Mia: damn mami!1!1!1!

Justin: my albums are successful too hoe

Selena: wait, what's journals again?

Mia: issa holy bible created by the music gods

Hailey: ^ honestly. truly.

Selena: and why are you calling me a hoe when you've been found dating new girls every week

Zayn: ^ and this is why Selena is a legend

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