UnHoly Hades' underwear! 900 an' something reads 0_o People can SEE this?! People can judge me?!? *wails to the door until realises that it's locked then awkwardly looks for key*
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Jason Grace posted on Percy Jackson's wall
DUdE WHERE HAV U BEEN?!? :(
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Percy Jackson: Uhm ugh do I have to answer that :/
Leo Valdez: HELL YES
Piper McLean: YES
Tyson: BRO
Thalia Grace: YEAH
Draco Malfoy: Want me to tell them hon?;)
Poseidon: OH DEAR GODS NO! DRACO I WILL GET MY PLAICE(the fish police) AFTER YOU! HELL NO! I DON'T EVEN... I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO MY SON. UGH. YOU. SICKEN.ME >:(
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Voldemort: I WANNA JOIN
Lucius Malfoy: calm down gramps;) don't worry your tits! i wouldn't let anything like that happen so soon you know, it could ruin a perfect relationship. naw we just kidnapped him and a few of his other friends for a while. but you're cool with that bro?
dude i just realised, tridents are hot, you could kidnap me anytime ;) l-dog out
Poseidon: -.- okay Jackson you are on your own
Percy Jackson: DAD
Leo Valdez: 😶 *backs away awkwardly* hey Thalia, Piper, Tyson! it's taco day today! All day! Lets just go get fat! yayyyyy-bye
Leo Valdez, Piper McLean , Poseidon and Tyson have logged off
Hermionie Granger: Okay I bagsy the hell hound thing, I need to use it for scientific-I mean magical experiments >:D *cue evil laugh here*
Minerva McGonagall: Okay we'll start the bidding.... now! Hermionie gets the hell hound, who else do we have here?
Percy Jackson: me
Draco Malfoy: mine, I already have your name tag
Annabeth Chase: SEAWEED BRAIN! You got me kidnapped!! How could you?! I am sooo not ironing your shirt tomorrow! D:<
Lavender Brown: Ooooh! Annie is mine! We can have girly sleepovers and talk about how fit Ron Won is!! :D xoxo
Hermionie Granger and Annabeth Chase: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
Connor Stoll: Can
Travis Stoll: we
Connor Stoll: choose?
Travis Stoll: We
Connor Stoll : choose
Fred Weasley: Fred and
George Weasley: George ;)
Connor Stoll: Yes
Travis Stoll: :D
Minerva McGonagall: Alrighty then! :) Anyone else?
Chiron: Me
Dumbledore: I WANT A PONY MAN!:D 🍭
Chiron: I am not a pony man master, I am a centaur. 😞
Minerva McGonagall: NO! YOU OLD FART!- I mean sir, unfortunately Chiron the centaur has been taken off the market and is now in my possession, you are free to choose any other Camp Half-blood camper that you like. Have a nice day now. Anyone left?
Hercule Poirot: Oui, Madame. Je suis ici. :3
Severus Snape: Who the hell are you?!
John Watson: Oh he's the fat little Frenchman who solves murders and has a funny mo.
Sherlock Holmes: Murder? I heard murder! Where is the murder!
Hercule Poirot: Mon amis! Who has the little gray cells over here hmm? Who has committed this murder and why?:3
Ginny Weasley: Oh my god there's a murder! Where?! D: <3
Captain Hastings: I'm so bloody confused!!! :(((
Harry Potter: Murder! Bloody murder! Ahhhhhhhhh I am scarred for lifeeeee D'X
Percy Jackson: Annie? Who do you want me to kill for you??:*
Neville Longbottom: EVERYBODY SHUT IT! Lets go look for the murderer instead of yelling about it and killing my potted eared-hydrangeas!
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Everybody: YEAH! :D
Everybody has logged off
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Voldemort: Do you have any idea what that was about?
Kronos: Oh yeah I over fed your cat. And it died.
Voldemort: Oh
Kronos: Hey come here bro, I wanna show you something I do myself ;)
*CENSORED*
Gaia: AGHHHHH!! MY POOR EYES!! D'X
Kronos: What? I didn't think my painting was that bad?! :((
Gaia: I'm sorry I overreacted a little bit there.
Voldemort: A little! Kronos, your rendition of the Mona Lisa is spectacular! I think this should be in a gallery!! :)
Kronos: Awh thanks bub! Means a lot to me! :)
*Evil man hug*
Gaia: Hey can I join in the man hug next time?:)
Kronos: No. You're not evil enough.
Gaia: Oh okay, maybe I should just go then.:(((
Voldemort: That's probably for the best.
Kronos: No one cares.
Gaia has logged off
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