When Percy meets Potter (A Percy Jackson/ Harry Potter Facebook story)

I kidnap u now

UnHoly Hades' underwear! 900 an' something reads 0_o People can SEE this?! People can judge me?!? *wails to the door until realises that it's locked then awkwardly looks for key*

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Jason Grace posted on Percy Jackson's wall

DUdE WHERE HAV U BEEN?!? :(

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Percy Jackson: Uhm ugh do I have to answer that :/

Leo Valdez: HELL YES

Piper McLean: YES

Tyson: BRO

Thalia Grace: YEAH

Draco Malfoy: Want me to tell them hon?;)

Poseidon: OH DEAR GODS NO! DRACO I WILL GET MY PLAICE(the fish police) AFTER YOU! HELL NO! I DON'T EVEN... I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO MY SON. UGH. YOU. SICKEN.ME >:(

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Voldemort: I WANNA JOIN

Lucius Malfoy: calm down gramps;) don't worry your tits! i wouldn't let anything like that happen so soon you know, it could ruin a perfect relationship. naw we just kidnapped him and a few of his other friends for a while. but you're cool with that bro?

dude i just realised, tridents are hot, you could kidnap me anytime ;) l-dog out

Poseidon: -.- okay Jackson you are on your own

Percy Jackson: DAD

Leo Valdez: 😶 *backs away awkwardly* hey Thalia, Piper, Tyson! it's taco day today! All day! Lets just go get fat! yayyyyy-bye

Leo Valdez, Piper McLean , Poseidon and Tyson have logged off

Hermionie Granger: Okay I bagsy the hell hound thing, I need to use it for scientific-I mean magical experiments >:D *cue evil laugh here*

Minerva McGonagall: Okay we'll start the bidding.... now! Hermionie gets the hell hound, who else do we have here?

Percy Jackson: me

Draco Malfoy: mine, I already have your name tag

Annabeth Chase: SEAWEED BRAIN! You got me kidnapped!! How could you?! I am sooo not ironing your shirt tomorrow! D:<

Lavender Brown: Ooooh! Annie is mine! We can have girly sleepovers and talk about how fit Ron Won is!! :D xoxo

Hermionie Granger and Annabeth Chase: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

Connor Stoll: Can

Travis Stoll: we

Connor Stoll: choose?

Travis Stoll: We

Connor Stoll : choose

Fred Weasley: Fred and

George Weasley: George ;)

Connor Stoll: Yes

Travis Stoll: :D

Minerva McGonagall: Alrighty then! :) Anyone else?

Chiron: Me

Dumbledore: I WANT A PONY MAN!:D 🍭

Chiron: I am not a pony man master, I am a centaur. 😞

Minerva McGonagall: NO! YOU OLD FART!- I mean sir, unfortunately Chiron the centaur has been taken off the market and is now in my possession, you are free to choose any other Camp Half-blood camper that you like. Have a nice day now. Anyone left?

Hercule Poirot: Oui, Madame. Je suis ici. :3

Severus Snape: Who the hell are you?!

John Watson: Oh he's the fat little Frenchman who solves murders and has a funny mo.

Sherlock Holmes: Murder? I heard murder! Where is the murder!

Hercule Poirot: Mon amis! Who has the little gray cells over here hmm? Who has committed this murder and why?:3

Ginny Weasley: Oh my god there's a murder! Where?! D: <3

Captain Hastings: I'm so bloody confused!!! :(((

Harry Potter: Murder! Bloody murder! Ahhhhhhhhh I am scarred for lifeeeee D'X

Percy Jackson: Annie? Who do you want me to kill for you??:*

Neville Longbottom: EVERYBODY SHUT IT! Lets go look for the murderer instead of yelling about it and killing my potted eared-hydrangeas!

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Everybody: YEAH! :D

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Voldemort: Do you have any idea what that was about?

Kronos: Oh yeah I over fed your cat. And it died.

Voldemort: Oh

Kronos: Hey come here bro, I wanna show you something I do myself ;)

*CENSORED*

Gaia: AGHHHHH!! MY POOR EYES!! D'X

Kronos: What? I didn't think my painting was that bad?! :((

Gaia: I'm sorry I overreacted a little bit there.

Voldemort: A little! Kronos, your rendition of the Mona Lisa is spectacular! I think this should be in a gallery!! :)

Kronos: Awh thanks bub! Means a lot to me! :)

*Evil man hug*

Gaia: Hey can I join in the man hug next time?:)

Kronos: No. You're not evil enough.

Gaia: Oh okay, maybe I should just go then.:(((

Voldemort: That's probably for the best.

Kronos: No one cares.

Gaia has logged off

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