Wears spongebob boxers.
Goes to pick up newspaper.
Sees cute girl.
Winks at her
Girl falls off bike.
Smirks to himself...
Being a bad boy makes any sin forgivable... even wearing a cartoon character meant for five year olds in front of your thing.
Btw, I love spongebob!! And I'm 16, but still acting like 4 yr old .😞😞
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The bad boy woes
РазноеTired of the stereotype wattpad bad boy? Here are random ramblings... by a professional rambler. WARNING! the writer has on uncountable situations been on the verge of being institutionalised