Enlisted

Afgahistan

Sgt.Pete Hills pov.

"Sir!" Yells pri.Johnson "it's nice that your opening up to me but I'm freaking out here!" Then I said "That's why I have this dummy!" With a smile.
A punch in the base-code & say "yeah we're being shot at real bad here,we'd sure like some reinforcements."

The base responds "we're sorry we can't send reinforcements right now. We can't connect to your server the system is down" I said "are you saying we're screwed because your computer crashed?!" I look over the wall & yell at the bad guys "hey! any of you fellas got a PC?"

When I get back to base I said "ok which one of you idiots denied my backup?!" As I slammed my rifle on the table. That's when an older looking man stood up from the table. "That would be me" I stared at him & said "shit you look old your like Larry king in camo." He then said "I'm a colonel" and then I thought out loud "I can't punch Larry king...can I? I guess I can" and just then I threw a hard left hook & he crashed down onto the table...it split in two halves.

I was kicked outta action & put state-side. Back home. The woman next to me told me "you've been booted state-side to a rear-detachment unit in Florida." I looked at her with the gayest look ever & said "Rear-D? those guys aren't even real soldiers...wait,Florida? oh hell no..." because my brothers Ronny & Darik are at the base in Florida. Darik is a dipwad ass dick & Ronny is a happy-go-lucky queer.