You are a true Aphmau/Any Minecraft Youtuber/Minecraft fan if you get really TRIGGERED if someone makes fun of Minecraft.
Like yesterday for example:
My friend: Oh my Irene, I wish I lived in Minecraft Diaries! It would be so much fun!
Me: Um, M..? Minecraft Diaries is full of Shadow Knights, crazy one-eyed villians, People who can dress up as other people, and.... *Shudders* Crazy cat ladies..
M: Oh...Right.
My cousin: *Just happens to be walking by* Why do you two like Minecraft so much? It's just a stupid game about digging and building houses. Why do that when you can play something like GTA or COD? Minecraft's dumb.
My mom and dad: *ALSO just happens to be walking by* Oh, no...
My other friend: *Comes into the room* What's wrong?
My mom: J just called Minecraft dumb..
My other friend: Oh, no...
M: *Slowly backs away* ....Good luck, J...
J: What..?
Everyone except me and J: *Backs away also* ....
Me: Now, what did you say about Minecraft..?
J: .... *Turns to everyone else* I Triggered her, didn't I..?
Everyone: *Nods*
J: Well, dangit..
Me: *Grabs a nearby bat* C'mere, you brat!!! *Chases J outside and starts hitting him with the bat*
Don't worry, I didn't kill him :3
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