Well, I'm bored...
What should I do..?
Oh wait, I can make bear puns.
We Americans have the right to bear arms.
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Bear with me...I'll think of a pun soon...
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*Le screams* I'M BREAKING THE SOUNDBEARIER!!
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._.' These jokes are unbearable, huh?
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* Le Sigh* Life is hard; I bearly made it through the week..
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BEAR PUNS ARE EVERYBEAR!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!! \(~○~)/
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You must be Bipolar...
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*A exploding sound would be heard in the distance.*
Person: What did you do..?!
Me: Well, I couldn't use my bear hands to blow up Trump, so I used a nuke.
Person: WHERE DID YOU GET A NUKE?!
Me: I have connections.
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You should bring guns whenever you go camping in the woods. Why? Fur protection, baka.
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What? Is it impawssible to find the bear puns? Or are you just dumb? *Le pause* ...Fur sure, you're dumb.
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