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Group Chat
Mani: TacoBell is my whole life and more
Dj: OMG I FUCKIN LOVEEEE TACOS
Allysus: No cussing Dinah Jane
Lauser: Mmmm I really like enchiladas though
Dj: I can literally hear u saying that n a Spanish accent
Canoli: cuz it's a spanish word
Mani: When Lauren and Camila talk in Spanish it makes me want to be them
Dj: I SPEAK TOGAN
Allysus: I speak in the name of thy Holy Spirit, our Father.
Mani: Girl me too!
Canoli: I speak Lolo
Lauser: That's 110% true like where the lie?
Dj: Um mines a REAL language
Mani: So is Mila's omg she can literally get Lauren to do WHATEVER she wants. All she has to do is be her cute little hot adorable Cuban sexc big ass goddess looking Egyptian gifted jawline be cuttin my edges self and like say, "Lolo"
Dj: Um
Lauser: True on all accounts and I ain't even mad
Allysus: Uh Mani?
Mani: Yea?
Allysus: I think you like um have a crush on Mila...
Dj: I HOPE TF U DO I FUCKIN DARE U BITCH
Mani: No I don't! Damn!
Mani: I can just appreciate that she is hot asf.
Canoli: awwhh thx ManiBear! You sexc too
Dj: Normani. That's literally what Lauren said when she denied being gay.
Lauser: 1- Camz don't call her that please and thanks
2- Mani better not have a crush on my hot ass Karla Camila Cabello Estrabao
Canoli: ladies ladies there's enough a me to go around!
Dj: Mani is there something ur not tellin me?
Mani: Guys. Stop overreacting. Me and Mila are just friends always will be I don't like her like that. Promise.
Allysus: Okay, I'm sorry for accusing you like that.
Dj: Yeah... me 2 sorry babe I love u
Canoli: aw yay everyone's happy
Lauser: Speak for yourself. I'm still mad.
Mani: Do you really not believe me Lauren?!
Lauser: Remember when you took a shower with her?
Lauser: I do.
Mani: THAT WAS A YEAR AGO AND SHE WAS TAKING FOR FUCKING EVER
Allysus: Hey don't curse!
Allysus: Lauren you're being a little over the top
Dj: BESIDES U SHOWER WIT HER ALL DA TIME
Canoli: actually
Lauser: NO ACTUALLY SHE'S NOT LETTING ME AT THE MOMENT
Mani: Ouch
Dj: Dats ruff. Y?
Canoli: LAST TIME SHE CAME OVER WHILE MY PARENTS WERE HOME AND THEN SHE MOANED MY NAME REALLY LOUD AND IM STILL MAD LAUREN MICHELLE BC I TOLD YOU NO AND YOU PROMISED YOUD BE QUIET
Canoli: so that's why
Dj: Wowo
Mani: I love how that started out as you informing us on what happened, but turned into you yellin at her 😂😂
Allysus: Why are lesbians so sinful???
Lauser: Why is Camz so meannnn?
Dj: Lern Noah fence but I think ur on ur period
Canoli: Dinah no.
Lauser: WELL I THINK YOU NEED TO BUY A SWORD AND STAB YOURSELF WITH IT WHILE YOURE ON THE PHONE WITH YOUR MOM SO SHE CAN HEAR YOU TAKE YOUR LAST BREATH OVER THE PHONE EVEN THO SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU THAT MUCH
Allysus: Is she okay?
Canoli: I told you not to do that
Mani: I gotta go. Good job asshat you made her cry
Dj: IM TELLIN MY MOM ON U
Lauser: I don't even care
