Group Chat
Banana: yo Nicki Minaj is actually the love of my life.
Deenah: Wut abt Camrennnnn?!
Laur: Yeah, Camz. What about Camren?
Banana: chillll y'all know I love Lolo. in case you forgot doh. I love you Lolo
ShortWitch: Awhhhhhhhhh
Mango: Yea that was cute
Laur: I love you Camz
Deenah: U forgot da too part
ShortWitch: DO YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOUR SHIP?!
Deenah: Woah... Wut?
Mango: They don't like saying the "too" part
Deenah: ..
Banana: I HOPE 1 DAY I MEET NICKI AND SHE TELLS ME THAT SHES BEEN SECRETLY STALKING ME MY WHOLE LIFE
Laur: That's not weird at all..
Deenah: Every nite b4 I sleep I pray dat same thing to Beyoncé
Mango: ME TOO
Laur: Why is everyone yelling?
ShortWitch: WHY NOT?
Banana: I LOVE YELLING
Deenah: Only thing I love to yell is Mani's name
ShortWitch: *throws holy water on you*
Banana: well that escalated quickly..
Laur: I can relate. I like to yell Camzi's name
Laur: Especially when we room next to people we know in a hotel😏😏
Mango: I'm gonna regret this, but why exactly?
Laur: So everyone knows she's mine
ShortWitch: If I've said it once I've said it a million times.
ShortWitch: Fucking possessive ass lesbians!
Banana: possessive Lo is hot asf tho
Deenah: I luv watchin u 2 get jealous. It's honestly better than porn
Mango: WTF
Banana: ewww Cheechee
ShortWitch: Why am I friends with any of you??
Laur: Maybe because we all got thrown into a girl group together.
Mango: That makes sense
ShortWitch: Y'all are so irritating I swear. I'm going to church
Mango: OH CAN I COME?
Banana: ??????
Mango: What? I love the Lord and I don't appreciate Him enough. Leave me be.
Deenah: Ight hol up lemme get dressed
Mango: Oh no. You are not coming.
Banana: 😶😮😮
Deenah: Y??
Mango: You will burn. God hates sinners
ShortWitch: Heyyyyy, God does not hate anyone. Its okay Dinah you can definitely tag along if you what to praise the Lord.
Deenah: Aww thank u ALLY I will come cuz I luv me some Jesus
Banana: I love God and all don't get me wrong but like we don't have to go.... right?
ShortWitch: Who? You and Lauren?
Banana: ye
Laur: Yeah yeah I love God, he's awesome, really. 10/10 he's doin great stuff, but I promised Camz I'd help her study
ShortWitch: Of course! That's okay y'all can come next time!
Banana: study what? when did we..?
Banana: OH YE I MEMBER SEE YA SOON BABE
Mango: Ally can you pick us up.
ShortWitch: Yep! Wear white please!
Deenah: Y'all kno they jus gon fuck rite?
ShortWitch: Dinah! Have some faith! They said they were studying.
Deenah: The only thing Mila's gon be studying is Lauren's anatomy.
Mango: Dinahhhhh shut up
ShortWitch: Well I believe them
ShortWitch: I'll see y'all soon.
"ShortWitch" has left the chat
Laur: Yeah you and Ally are right. We are studying. Studying each other.
Deenah: I FUCKING TOLD YOU
