What the Phuck (A Phan Fic)

Lion Socks..

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A late evening at the Howell/Lester residence, Dan and Phil russeled about getting ready for an outing. Although, Dan had already gotten dressed, and was prepared to walk out the door, Phil still hussled about, seeming confused.

"Dan," Phil asked, exasperated. " Have you seen my Lion Socks?" Dan sighed and looked up at Phil. His piercing blue eyes shocking him. Observing Phil over the years, his eyes seemed to have the same effect on everyone. Maybe it was just his imagination. Either way, they were beautiful. "Phil, you're a grown man." Dan sighed, then laughing. Adulthood wasn't necessarily Phil's "thing." Nevertheless, it was who he was.

Phil had bought the socks in a novelty shop in Manchester. They were tube socks, with little toony-lions printed all over. He adored them, and they suited him well, despite his age. Dan thought they had originally been made for smaller teenage girls, as 'knee highs,' but to hell with that idea, he's AmazingPhil, he can do what he wants.

"Dan!" Phil skrieked from the sofa, sitting up a bit. Dan had trailed off again. "Do you think we can pick them up sometime tomorrow? Mum invited us over for supper again tomorrow night." Dan had adored Phil's Mum, and more so her cooking. It was a definite yes.

Dan nodded in agreement, and Phil accepted it. Phil left the room and headed toward his own, leaving Dan to himself. He had always felt strange around Phil. Dan felt it had been anxiety, although his scripts never made a dent. He usually just circled the flat with his headphones and tuned the world out, why should today be any different.

So Daniel James Howell did just tha, and would until they left.

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Phil stepped into his bedroom and slammed the door. He was a grown man, and he still had plattern-socks. He decided to just grab the ankle high socks suited for a grown man and to throw on his shoes.

Dan giggled as he tossed phil a knee-high sock. "This works best. Wash your hands afterward, alright?" Phil turned bright red.. not knowing if he was serious

Dan busted into hysterics. He eventually fell to the floor, his laughter booming throughout the flat. Phil was mortified... but soon joined him on the ground laughing.

"You shoulda seen your face!" Dan said. He got him good. They both started to stan. Phil, being a klutz, stood but fell into Dan and was leaning over him.

Phil got bright red. "I.. uh. Ah.." Phil stampered. Dan giggled. "Get off, gay boy!" "Uh, sorry, aha." That stung a bit.

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It hurt Dan a bit to make a reference like that. He had liked Phil right there, but he couldn't tell him that. Phil was straight, right?

It stung, the way Dan said that. Gay Boy. Did he know? Phil had no idea. He wasn't going to ask, either.

"Sorry, so I uh, will see you in a bit.." Phil said. "Yea, uh. Yea." Phil walked off and shut his door.

Phil POV

Bloody Hell. Phil thought to himself. He almost figured it out, didn't he? Dammit Phil, lay low! Why is it so hard?! Because you LOOVVVEE him. Love him more then Gerard loves Frank. "Shut up, Phil." I said to myself. He can't find out

Phil sank to the floor. Dan says he's straight. There's never going to be a 'Phil Howell's and 'Dan Lester.' Phil started to get overwhelmed. He'll never love you back, Phil!! "Stop it!!" He screeched at himself. "God!" Phil started to cry. His veins ached. He wanted his release. He brought his knees to his chest and sobbed silently for a few minutes.

Phil got up, shakily, and went over to his sock drawer. He pulled his razor out with haste and pulled his skinny jeans down. There, he worked. He slashed and slashed. Within 5 minutes, 8 new gashes appeared on his pale thighs. His arms were full. Anymore and he'd end up in the A&E.

He wouldpn't have made it to the A&E though.

He'd be in the mourge.

The only reason he wasn't

Was because of Dan.